ED SCHULTZ--A BLITHERING, BLOVIATING LUMMOX

Can you believe this guy? Is there a bigger human anus walking the face of the Earth than Ed "Sergeant" Schultz?   After watching and listening to this blithering, bloviating, lummox of a turncoat Liberal-Fascist windbag, it would be a reasonable inference that most Liberal-Fascists are mentally ill, untalented, and just plain stupid.  And I don't give a damn if they have degrees from an Ivy League school.  The grading systems at most Ivy League schools are a joke anyway. Gradeflation is a way of life at Ivy League schools.
 

Ed Schultz however, went to Morehead State University on a football scholarship.  Lyndon "Useless" Baines Johnson once said of Gerald Ford, "He's a nice fellow but he spent too much time playing football without a helmet."    This  might explain the irrational turn of phrase by the Good Sergeant Schultz concerning Dick Cheney. 

 

Here's an interesting factoid about Mr. Schultz courtesy of the Notable Names Data Base (NNDB):

By the early 1990s he was hosting a conservative radio talk show. [NN: Do tell.]  As recently as 2000, Schultz was still cheerleading on the air for far right candidates and causes, but he now describes himself as a "gun-toting, meat-eating, drug-free liberal from America's heartland." He says he had a change of heart, abandoning his conservative outlook after his girlfriend (now his wife), who worked in a Salvation Army soup kitchen, challenged him to stop by and actually meet some of "the bums" he had routinely castigated on his radio show.  [NN: I guess he was "whipped," so to speak, into getting his mind right or left, as it were.]

A political pundit or talker who switches sides is a rarity, and as such Schultz is despised by some right-tilting listeners who see him as a traitor, and viewed with distrust by some left-leaners who doubt his sincerity. [NN: You could add failed conservative pundit Arianna Huffington to the list of opportunistic political pundit turncoats. According to the NNDB "...the former Mrs Huffington went to work for Republican Newt Gingrich, and wrote a conservative newspaper column that was syndicated, but with minimal success. Readers and editors were perplexed when, instead of being utterly predictable in her views, Huffington's columns began inching bit-by-bit to the left. By the turn of the millennium, she had reinvented herself as a liberal columnist."] Despite the "liberal" tag, Schultz's opinions are mostly middle-of-the-road, and his radio program is owned by Randy Michaels and Stu Krane, two conservative former syndication executives for The Rush Limbaugh Show. [NN:  NNDB needs to seriously update its profile on Schultz.  If his views are middle of the road then I'm a 6' 6" blond Swede.]

After Sgt. Schultz's little outburst on PMSNBC, can we really describe him as middle of the road?  Here's another nugget from NNDB about Sgt. Schultz's tendency to blow-up:

Schultz later worked as a sportscaster for a TV station in Fargo, North Dakota, where he married and divorced the station's news co-anchor. In 1988, he was briefly suspended from on-air duties after screaming obscenities and coming out of the broadcast booth at a football game, to confront several fans he believed had thrown an empty whiskey bottle into the booth.

What is it about sportscasting that drives people like Ed Schultz and Keith Olbermann to become radical, irrational Liberal-Fascists? 

Now if I were to descend to the irrational shrill level of Sgt. Schultz I would probably say that I would like to kick Ed Schultz's ass up between his shoulder blades.  But not being a Liberal-Fascist mental case I would instead say what a crude boorish moron Ed Schultz is.  I'm truly glad that he went over to the dark side.  We don't need such heartless cruel jerks on our side.