UNCIVIL SPEECH: "We have to arm the Libyan rebels first before we can find out who they are." This is proof that Liberals are the stupidest people on Earth.



Illustration by Nick Nafta

Young associate lawyers are admonished by senior partners in their law firms to "never ask a question that you do not know the answer to." The idea behind that admonition is to prevent embarrassing and unpleasant surprises in front of a jury. They also teach that principle at law schools. President Obama allegedly attended what is considered by many as the premier law school in America--Harvard Law School. Maybe he wasn't paying attention during that particular lecture in his trial techniques class at Harvard. We are now hearing that Obama and the highly esteemed Hillary Clinton--a Yale Law School grad--are now seriously considering arming the Libyan rebels without knowing who they really are or for whom they are really fighting for.

     But yesterday, in a moment of Ivy League elitism, Obama said that there are professionals among the rebels, i.e., doctors, lawyers, and engineers. Hmm, Yasser Arafat was a civil engineer.  Che Guevara was a medical doctor. Fidel Castro is a lawyer. It seems that a professional degree might be a valid credential to be a revolutionary or freedom fighter.  Universities and colleges in the 1960s and the early 1970s were full of revolutionary wannabes. This was especially true in law schools all over the United States. They were all going to "change the world and make a difference."  But maybe there is some credence to having professionals as  revolutionaries toppling a dictator or just being plain old fashion freedom fighters--even if they do end up being the same as the old dictator. (There's a song in there somewhere.)  

     There's also rumored to be temporary outside revolutionaries that are working with the Libyan rebels. This begs the question, is there a temp agency that hires these guys? Does the Robert Half Agency have a division for itinerant insurgents? Does Manpower have a rent-a-revolutionary program? This would be the ultimate outsourcing of a job that Americans should not be doing anyway.  But sooner or later, the nearly bankrupt Uncle Sam will be drawn into the Libyan conflict with pockets pulled inside out.  Do you really think that the toothless British lion and the French surrender monkeys could hack it in Libya?

     The grand naïveté of the modern American leftist is that they assume that because someone has an advanced academic degree that they can be somehow like them, i.e., gooble gobble, we accept him, we accept him, one of us.  Nothing could be further from the truth. Liberals are frat boy pranksters in comparison with hardcore Islamo-Fascist terrorists.  In reality, modern Liberals are coffee house communists with dreams of revolutions where no blood is ever shed and capitalist pigs are banished forever.  Allegedly Lenin once called American leftists "useful idiots." Add to that description naive, and Osama Bin Laden will be laughing his scrofulous ass off in Hell.