The Children's Hour

But for Scott McClellan, Robert Gibbs might easily be the worst Presidential Press Secretary in the history of that office.  He most assuredly is the biggest buffoon to have ever held the position.

So let's play "The Six Degrees of Peter Griffin."  The creator of Family Guy is Seth MacFarlane an Obama supporter.  Robert Gibbs, Obama's Press Secretary bears an uncanny resemblance to Peter Griffin of the Family Guy on Fox.  That was almost too easy. But wait there's more.  The Wikipedia article on the Family Guy decribes Peter Griffin as...

average...not particularly competent...obese and...his IQ falls near the borderline of mental retardation...(as made explicit in the episode "Petarded"). [Are you listening Rahm Emanuel?]

Of course I took artistic license in editing the text of Wikipedia article's description of the Peter Griffin character. But the revised description as applied to Gibbs is fairly accurate when you watch this imbecile in action. 

On Tuesday, Gibbs mocked Sarah Palin for having written notes on the palm of her hand by showing his meaty paw with a scrawled grocery list and the words "hope," "change."  This is the spokeshole for a man that can't speak to elementary school kids without using a TelePromTer®.  This is also the kind of puerile behavior that I would expect from a junior high school kid.  It only shows me that Obumbler's handlers and the motley crew that call themselves the Democrook Party are deathly afraid of Palin.

But immaturity is not the only shortcoming that Gibbs has.  He is also condescending, which for the life of me I can't understand.  Somehow this doughy little twit  has gotten the idea that he's the cleverest, wittiest man in the press room.  Nothing in the universe could further from the truth.  Note this little confrontation with reporter April Ryan.  Listen closely to the unjustified arrogance of this total meat bag. What it also shows is that many white Liberal males are closet racists and sexists.

But when the rubber hits the road, Gibbs can't even come up with a plausible answer to a predictable question.  Watch as this dumbo can't name any country where a single payer healthcare system works.

"I don't know" is always a stupid answer to give, especially when you know ahead of time that one of the questions by those opposing a single payer healthcare system is to ask where in the world it has worked.  But "I don't know" seems to be the tagline for this bumbling imbecile.  Watch the imbecile give a non-answer to a question about a White House publicity stunt gone bad involving Air Force One.

Given the understandable shock of New Yorkers to the scare caused by Air Force One and two fighter jets apparently strafing the Statue of Liberty, the lack of any reaction by Gibbs is stultifying.   A good White House Press Secretary would anticipated the question about an event that caused such a stir.  Gibbs claimed that he was "doing other things."  (He was probably playing a computer game.)  Now when the White House does prepare answers it's to their own canned questions.

Even that old Bolshevik bag lady propagandist Helen Thomas gives the  weasely Press Secretary grief.  But this total waste of genetic matter stumbles, fumbles, and bumbles his way while tilting at windmills.
 

Unlike Don Quijote, this twit has no ideals or ideas for that matter.  His career has been that of a political lackey, i.e., if he had to get a real career he couldn't because he has no apparent marketable job skills except as a paperweight or better yet as deadweight.  There's a billboard off a Minnesota road which features a photo of former President George W. Bush with the words "Miss me yet?" 

A better billboard would have had pictures of the late Tony Snow and Dana Perino, the last two Press Secretaries to George W. Bush with the words "Miss us yet?"   To that I would answer a resounding, "YES!"

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