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What a weekend for victims everywhere!  The Saints have saved New Orleans!  Hungry? Ni modo, the growling in your tummy will go away just because the Saints won!  Still homeless, ce n'est pas grave, because the Saints won!  The people that have sat around for five years waiting for the government to do something for them have now got a new reason to sit around.  They have hope!  And as we all know hope is an excuse to do nothing. 

The Super Bowl has become a feminized event with the evolution of the Super Bowl party.  It used to be that it was about the game, competition, and men getting a respite from "honey do" lists.  Now it's evolved into petits fours, silly commercials, geriatric rock 'n' rollers, and even worse it's become a political prop for the effete Leftists to tell us what a victory by the Saints would do for the city of New Orleans. The Saints winning the Super Bowl has about as much to do with the helping the plight of New Orleans as a woodpecker has to do with construction.  Dammit, I want my pro-football back!

Our Articulate President

Did anybody catch Obumbler's mispronounciation of the word "corpsman" at the prayer breakfast on February 4th?  Here's a partial transcript from the Rush Limbaugh show highlighting the "smartest ever" President  Obumbler's elocutionary excursion into waxing eloquent:

OBAMA: One such translator was an American of Haitian descent -- representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world -- Navy Corpse-man Christian (sic) Brossard. And lying on a gurney aboard the USNS Comfort, a woman asked Christopher: "Where do you come from? What country? After my operation," she said, "I will pray for that country." And in Creole, Corpse-man Brossard responded, "Etazini." The United States of America.

Wow, that must be the way they say it at Columbia and Harvard.  And they said Bush and Quayle were manglers of the English language.  Of course we'll never know how smart he really is because all of his school records are sealed.  This recent stupid verbal faux pas  is almost as bad as when Obumbler the Kenyan Usurper made his famous slip about his Muslim faith.

For the sake of the Republic, we should ask ourselves what are the Liberal-Fascists hiding about this immature bumbling man-child masquerading as a grown-up?  By the way, I would put Thomas Jefferson and John Quincy Adams so far ahead of the dunce Obama because it would literally be a "no-brainer."

Oh and Yeah, that Sarah Palin is a Real Ditz!

Liberal-Fascist crybabies are shaking their stubby little stankfingers at Sarah Palin because she wrote some reminders on her hand so that she wouldn't forget some points during her keynote address at the Tea Party Convention.  Never mind that Obumbler needs a teleprompter just to speak coherently to twelve year olds and younger.  This just shows that we need to see his college and law school transcripts to see if he's at least as smart as a 5th grader.

They used to criticize Reagan for using index cards.  Liberals are such hypocritical little twits. (I wanted to use another word that rhymes with twit).  It's okay for their doofus to use an electronic idex card, i.e., a teleprompter, but let Sarah Palin use a few handwritten notes and all hell breaks loose.  What childish examples of genetic vomit that the Liberal-Fascists are.

Murtha Dies but his Lies Live On 

Congressman John Murtha, 77, died today of complications from gall bladder surgery.  While it's never kind to speak ill of the dead, the truth is never inappropriate to mention.  Murtha hid behind his Marine and Vietnam service while being a tool of a leftist Time Magazine reporter in accusing serveral soldiers of war crimes.  Have a gander at the Honorable Gentleman spew his vile anti-American bile.

 

Murtha was also an unindicted co-conspirator in the Abscam Scandal (i.e., Arab Scam, oops! That would never fly in the politically correct Amerika of the Kenyan Usurper!).  For those under 30 years of age, the FBI in the 1970s and 1980s, ran a sting operation to catch federal lawmakers that they believed could be bribed. The operation was called Abscam. Their objective was to catch government officials accepting bribes in return for doing political favors for a non-existent sheik.  Although Murtha turned down a $50,000 bribe he hinted that he might "open for business" at a future date.  For your viewing pleasure here is the "Honorable" John Murtha trying to wease his way into a future revenue stream.

 

In 2008, the FBI raided the offices of PMA, a lobbying firm that had become one Murtha's biggest sources of campaign cash. PMA specialized in getting earmarks for defense contractors and with Murtha's powerful help them got them. In 2007 and 2008 Murtha and two other Democrats serving on the House Appropriations defense subcommittee directed $137 million to defense contractors who were clients of PMA. Between 1989 and 2009, Murtha received over $2.3 million in campaign contributions from PMA's lobbyists and clients, according to the Center for Responsive Politics, which tracks the flow of political money.  

Meanwhile, the crybaby hypocrite Liberal-Fascists were beating their concave chests about the evil Jack Abramoff and the Republican Culture of Corruption.  Talk about pots and kettles...  To be sure, corruption must be stopped.  But it must be stopped without regard to party affiliation.  In the case of Murtha, the House Committee was in the midst of dragging it feet to look into the matter. 

Doesn't it bother you that it takes almost an act of G-d to bring a bribe taking SOB like William Jefferson (D-LA) to justice? How can a crook like that be caught with $100,000 and keep his Congressional seat for almost two years?  The best guess is that as long you have the politically correct public morality--i.e., if you're for abortion, if you're for a single payer healthcare system, if you're not racist unless it's toward white males, if you're not a religious bigot unless it's against Catholics and born again Christians--then you're in like Flynn.

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