METROSEXUALS OR POLITICIANS?

Anyone that has paid any attention to the recent Republican Presidential Candidate Derby can't help but wonder where's the substance?  Remember the old 1984 Wendy's Commercial "Where's the Beef?"  Well it seems that at times this race is about nothing but beef, i.e., beefcake and sometimes a little cheesecake.  Until Mitt Romney began putting his foot in his mouth by adopting Liberal views on global warming and unions, he was considered the ultimate Republican stud muffin.  Enter Rick Perry and we may have a real hair competition not seen since the hair poofs John Kerry and John Edwards were the Democrat Presidential ticket in 2004.   Republican Mitch Daniels was pinged upon because he's short, balding, and boring! 

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Does anyone care that they're

both intelligent women?



As mentioned earlier, there's plenty of cheesecake too!  You can now purchase a 2-pack of "Babes in the White House" bumper stickers featuring Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann.  A classic way of eliminating the competition when you can't beat them with ideas is to trivialize them.  The methods used by the Democrats to eliminate capable Conservative women are at times reprehensible.  One method is to play the "pretty face but no substance" angle.  So far this hasn't really worked because both women are articulate and could hold their own against the teleprompter assisted Obama.  In the case of Palin, she has been subjected to legal harassment, libel and slander, and a vicious Lame Stream Media hate campaign that has not been seen since the Nazi pornographer, Julius Streicher put out the anti-Semitic Der Stürmer.  

Bachmann is beginning to feel the effects of the Liberal-Fascist media hate machine.  The Media is nitpicking her every word to make her appear to be, as Chris Wallace on Fox News put it, "a flake."   For a bunch that claims to be enlightened and non-sexist, the Democrats and the Coastal elites are the biggest knuckle dragging troglodytes ever to trudge the surface of the Earth.  What's ironic about these sexist attacks by the Left is that both women are examples of the feminist icon as postulated by such feminist multimedia as Ms Magazine in the 1970s.  Both Palin and Bachmann are independent, intelligent, have families, successful careers, and genuinely seem to love their husbands.  In other words, they have it all because they are closer to the average American woman than Michelle "Antoinette" Obama.  And unlike most Liberal women, they've earned their success based on their own hard work.  The average Democrat female "success story" is based upon connections and not character.  Hillary Clinton hitched her wagon to Bill Clinton.  Nancy Pelosi came from a prominent Baltimore, Maryland political family.  Scratch a female Kennedy public figure and well, you find a Kennedy.

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Alleged Conservative pundit, David Brooks endorsed the candidacy of Barack Hussein Obama because he liked the crease of his pants.  Chrissy Matthews felt a thrill up his leg whenever Obama spoke.  Is there some sort of political bromance going on here or is this just hyper-educated coastal elite talk?    It also sounds very metro sexual because it is superficial and not substantive.  It seems as if it's more important what clothes are in a candidate's closet than the skeletons in his closet.  Something sure looks like it's in the closet and it ain't designer suits, shoes, or skeletons.