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Did you hear that Congressman Jerry Nadler is so dumb that he needs tutoring to qualify as a village idiot?
Did you hear about the two Senators from California that were so dense that it took them both an entire year to figure out a one piece jigsaw puzzle?
How do you confuse Congressman Steny Hoyer? Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Did you hear that Joy Behar got an AM radio to listen to Airhead America? It took her a month to realize that she could play it at night!
How do you make Senator John Kerry laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
How can you tell when a Liberal clerk/typist has been using the computer? There is white-out all over the screen!
What do you do if a Liberal throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
Why did Bill Clinton open the refrigerator door? To see the salad dressing.
How many Liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? Twenty. One to hold the bulb, one to write the grant application, one to launder the money so that it gets to the DNC, two mandatory SEIU employees just standing around, one to write an environmental impact report, twelve to write regulations, and two to turn the chair.
Congresswoman Maxine Waters and Senator Barbara "I earned it!" Boxer were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of a Congressional Mercedes Benz® with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. Senator Boxer with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and Congresswoman Waters said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
Why does Senator Chuck Schumer like lightning? He thinks (sic) that it's another photo op.
Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner and Congressman Charlie Rangel were walking through the woods when they came to some tracks. Geithner said "These look like deer tracks," and Rangel said "No, they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
Barack Obama walks up to a Coke® machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. Obama looks amazed and runs off to a Chinese laundry to borrow more coins. He returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the Coke® machine keeps feeding out drinks. Nancy Pelosi walks up behind Obama and watches his antics for a few minutes before stopping and asking him if she could have a go at it. An angry Obama spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning!" Pelosi's face then cracks into pieces at the force of Obama's shouting.
If Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz and former DNC Chair Howard Dean fell off a building, who would land first? Schultz would, because Dean would stop and ask for directions!
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