UNCIVIL SPEECH: "We have to arm the Libyan rebels first before we can find out who they are." This is proof that Liberals are the stupidest people on Earth.



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Young associate lawyers are admonished by senior partners in their law firms to "never ask a question that you do not know the answer to." The idea behind that admonition is to prevent embarrassing and unpleasant surprises in front of a jury. They also teach that principle at law schools. President Obama allegedly attended what is considered by many as the premier law school in America--Harvard Law School. Maybe he wasn't paying attention during that particular lecture in his trial techniques class at Harvard. We are now hearing that Obama and the highly esteemed Hillary Clinton--a Yale Law School grad--are now seriously considering arming the Libyan rebels without knowing who they really are or for whom they are really fighting for.

     But yesterday, in a moment of Ivy League elitism, Obama said that there are professionals among the rebels, i.e., doctors, lawyers, and engineers. Hmm, Yasser Arafat was a civil engineer.  Che Guevara was a medical doctor. Fidel Castro is a lawyer. It seems that a professional degree might be a valid credential to be a revolutionary or freedom fighter.  Universities and colleges in the 1960s and the early 1970s were full of revolutionary wannabes. This was especially true in law schools all over the United States. They were all going to "change the world and make a difference."  But maybe there is some credence to having professionals as  revolutionaries toppling a dictator or just being plain old fashion freedom fighters--even if they do end up being the same as the old dictator. (There's a song in there somewhere.)  

     There's also rumored to be temporary outside revolutionaries that are working with the Libyan rebels. This begs the question, is there a temp agency that hires these guys? Does the Robert Half Agency have a division for itinerant insurgents? Does Manpower have a rent-a-revolutionary program? This would be the ultimate outsourcing of a job that Americans should not be doing anyway.  But sooner or later, the nearly bankrupt Uncle Sam will be drawn into the Libyan conflict with pockets pulled inside out.  Do you really think that the toothless British lion and the French surrender monkeys could hack it in Libya?

     The grand naïveté of the modern American leftist is that they assume that because someone has an advanced academic degree that they can be somehow like them, i.e., gooble gobble, we accept him, we accept him, one of us.  Nothing could be further from the truth. Liberals are frat boy pranksters in comparison with hardcore Islamo-Fascist terrorists.  In reality, modern Liberals are coffee house communists with dreams of revolutions where no blood is ever shed and capitalist pigs are banished forever.  Allegedly Lenin once called American leftists "useful idiots." Add to that description naive, and Osama Bin Laden will be laughing his scrofulous ass off in Hell.

UNCIVIL SPEECH: DR. KONSPIRACY EXPLAINS OBAMA'S FOREIGN POLICY



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EDITOR'S NOTE:  The APWP interviewed Dr. Gustav Konspiracy after President Obama's Libya speech on Monday night.  We conducted the interview at the Mengale Institute for Liberal Studies of the Human Mind in Boulevard, California.  Dr. Konspiracy has long studied political dichotomies.  Dr. Konspiracy developed the theory of the Trotsky Two Step Method of Mental Gymnastics in which it possible to simultaneously hold contradictory evil thoughts without guilt or any semblance of a conscience.  In 1985, Dr. Konspiracy conducted a ground breaking study of progressive leftist activists. The control group consisted of registered Democrat voters, Socialist Worker Party members, Communist Party USA members, and public employee and teacher union members.  Dr. Konspiracy selected this group to reflect American mainstream political thought in consultation with advisers from the Disassociated Press, the Crescent News Network, the National Broadcasters for Collectivism, the Collective Broadcasting System, the American Broadcasting Collective, the Partisan Broadcasting Service, and National Partisan Radio.  The experimental group consisted of activist individuals that were militantly for abortion rights (choice) while maintaining strong sentiments against the death penalty for serial killers, brutal rapists, and assorted criminals.  This study led to the crystallization of the Democrat Party Platform in 1992, when Bill Clinton won the Presidency espousing a middle of the road platform while concealing a distinctly socialist agenda.  Obama during the 2008 Presidential Election effectively concealed his Afro-Marxist tendencies while projecting the image of a confident centrist progressive.  Since then Obama has demonstrated at times inconsistent and incoherent behavior particularly when the Presidential teleprompter is in the shop.  Despite his vain attempt to justify his erratic whipsaw foreign policy, Obama failed to clarify his Libya intervention during his nationally broadcast speech on Monday night.  We asked Dr. Konspiracy to help explain the Obama foreign policy paradox.

APWP: Dr. Konspiracy can you explain the recent bouts of indecisiveness by President Obama regarding foreign policy?

DK: There is a popular newly theorized syndrome known as the Kelsey-Grammar syndrome in which an individual appears to be in control, is articulate, and is unfazed by chaotic situations.  Some might describe it as a cool aloofness under fire. In the case of the President, and this is without having examined him personally, he would  appear to be in a dissociative fugue state.  Dissociative fugue may involve unplanned travel or wandering, and is sometimes accompanied by the establishment of a new identity.  In the case of the President, he has had to establish a new identity as a statesman and as a working man... and not just a smooth talking rabble-rousing community organizer.  These are things that he attempted to do earlier in his first autobiography.  He wrote a follow-up autobiography, which did resonate with the lesser educated masses. Meanwhile, the elites began to see him as a potential tool to be used for their ends.  They may be rethinking their choice in light of his recent confused behavior.

APWP: Can you elaborate on dissociative fugue state as it relates to President Obama?

DK  Certainly. Have you noticed that every time there is a crisis that President Obama takes a trip abroad, plays golf, or shoots hoops?  The situation in Libya is on point in that regard.  Obama took off to Rio while Libya was in a state of siege.  Can you imagine Franklin Roosevelt going on vacation during D-Day?  Abe Lincoln going to the theater during the Battle of Gettysburg?  I seriously doubt that LBJ shot hoops during the Tet Offensive.  

APWP: What about the identity aspect?

DK:  Well, that's a real sticking point with me.  I don't want to appear to be a "birther" but the lack of a valid birth certificate complicates the matter.  I'm not saying it doesn't exist, but it would help if he produced a birth certificate, if only just to silence  his critics.  All of us have  a sense of who we are.  We get this from several sources: our family, our friends, and from legal documents like a birth or baptismal certificate.  It's somewhat discomforting to some people that someone wouldn't seek to prove something like where you were born.  To add to the confusion, there's few people that remember President Obama prior to his college and law school years.  In fact, we know little about him except for what's in his two autobiographies.  Tom Brokaw and Charlie Rose, I think, had a discussion about this on Rose's PBS show. They said out loud what many of us are thinking.  I wonder really if we are comfortable not knowing much of anything about the individual that is the most powerful man in the world?  All of his records are sealed... from first grade to law school.  It's kind of hard to put your arms around that.

APWP: So how does all of this explain Obama's confused foreign policy?

 

DK: He doesn't have a true sense of himself, i.e., an identity.  His persona has been created by handlers that have scripted his entire life.  Unless the script is there then he doesn't know what to do unless he is told what to do.  He is like an actor that cannot do improvisational theater.  Crises spontaneously pop up.  You can't prepare a script that will anticipate oil spills, revolutions, and natural disasters. Without an understanding of your character--yourself--then you have no coping mechanism that you can fall back on to competently handle a crisis. This causes confusion and hence, the lack of a cohesive foreign policy and a tendency to bury one's head in the sand.

 

APWP: Thank you for your insights Dr. Konspiracy.

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Dr. Gustav Konspiracy's latest book, Dr. Konspiracy's Nightmare Theories - Symptoms & Syndromes of Political Figures is published by Wandom Outhouse and will be available in bookstores on April 1, 2011.  It will sell for $29.95.  It is Dr. Konspiracy's twentieth book on abnormal political psychology.  Dr. Konspiracy is the Marquis De Sade Professor of Abnormal Psychology at the Hiram Walker School of Psychology at Wallace C. Wanker University in Walla Walla, Washington.  Dr. Konspiracy is currently a visiting professor at the Mengale Institute for Liberal Studies of the Human Mind in Boulevard, California.

UNCIVIL SPEECH: AMERICAN BLOOD FOR LIBYAN OIL & OTHER WAR CRIMES

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Well, well, well...now the shoe is on the other foot.  Hey Barry, how do you like being called a war criminal by the likes of Ralph Nader?   How do you like being chastised by Louis Farrakhan and Michael Moore?  How does it feel to have put young men and women in harm's way without first getting authorization from the US Congress?



Obama's "mom jeans" must have had some extra starch in them when he allegedly took the advice to go stealth "hawk" in Libya from UN Ambassador, Susan Rice; Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton; and Special Assistant to the President, Samantha Power.  None of these women should ever be confused with Margaret Thatcher or Golda Meir.  And like most things Obama does, it was done without authorization. At least, the "evil" George W. Bush asked for permission first before he went to Afghanistan and Iraq. But in 2003, it was, (and stayed that way for 8 years of the Bush Administration), the US policy to effect regime change in Iraq after Bill Clinton signed into law the Iraq Liberation Act in 1998. 

Clinton's words and justification for the policy at the time were not unlike George Bush's "weapons of mass destruction" justification in 2003.  Clinton said:

If we fail to respond today, Saddam and all those who would follow in his footsteps will be emboldened tomorrow...Some day, some way, I guarantee you, he'll use the arsenal.

The idea that Democrats are anti-war by nature is a misconception, because Democrats are notorious war hawks if the war is sanctioned by nut case lefties and especially when it looks like easy low risk pickings like Libya or Kosovo.

It's also funny how big time anti-war Libs like John Kerry bought into regime change when Bubba was spouting off, but turned into a dove as the rest of the Democrats did when Bush took the reins of power.  Yeah, yeah, we know Bush lied and people died.  Yup, Abu Ghraib made Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld certifiable war criminals.  And Castro, Mao, Mugabe, Chavez, et al are really humanitarians as are all Marxists.

But we now have an apparent war crime committed by US troops in Afghanistan under Obama's watch.  The publication by the German magazine Der Spiegel of "trophy" photographs of US soldiers posing with the dead bodies of Afghan civilians that they killed makes Abu Ghraib seem tame by comparison. 

The Afghan war is owned by Obama inasmuch as he campaigned during the 2008 election on the issue that Afghanistan was the only war that the US should have been fighting all along.  He spent over six months seeking advice from commanders on the ground. He ignored their advice and didn't provide the additional troop levels that the military commanders recommended were needed to succeed in Afghanistan.  Obama's incompetence has led to the current mess in Afghanistan.

As he did with Afghanistan, the Presidunce also vacillated about Libya because, well he simply doesn't have a clue of how to lead, or to follow.  But he does know how to get out of the way.  Obama does that by hiding out on the golf course, the basketball court, in ESPN's studios, or in Rio de Janeiro. 

The kicker in all this is that the military intervention in Libya is really for the benefit of Britain and France with their desperate need for Libyan oil.  Of course BP (British Petroleum of the Gulf Oil Spill) is involved.  Could this use of American force be tied in with the Gulf victims' fund paid by BP?  Has the BP victim's fund money, like the Stimulus Fund money, disappeared into some political rat hole?  Is American military power is being used to advance the interests of British Petroleum?  They're good questions to think about. 

Meanwhile, let's make our new anti-war slogan, "No American blood for Libyan oil for France and Britain."  Wow, those Libs know how come up with a good template for those bumper sticker slams.

UNCIVIL SPEECH: GILBERT GOTT-FIRED & OTHER DUNCES

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Why do "one trick ponies" that have a good thing going screw it up by being cruel, stupid, or insensitive. The one trick pony troika of Michael Vick, Charlie Sheen, and Gilbert Gott-fired comes to mind.  Vick forfeited a $30+ million NFL contract by running an cruel dog fighting and illegal gambling ring. (The illegal gambling-phobic NFL has since taken him back.  They are total hypocrites.) Sheen boots a $48 million TV contract by being a substance abusing libertine and anti-Semite. Gilbert Gott-fired loses a national spokesmouth gig with AFLAC doing the voice-over for the AFLAC Duck by being an insensitive lout with poor comedic timing. (Voice-over artists take note, a lucrative job is now available if you can demonstrate a semblance of humanity.)

     Each of the above-mentioned dunces should drop to their collective knees--(Marxist lingo)--and thank the Good Lord for their largely undeserved good fortune. Without football, Vick would be just another dog-killing street punk. Without his famous Daddy and acting, i.e., if you can call playing yourself on a TV sitcom "serious" acting, Charlie Sheen would be a drunken doorman at a crack house or a whorehouse.   And finally, Gilbert Gott-fired has shown himself to be little more than another tasteless act in a vulgar freak show for demented children.



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Speaking of dunces, our Presidunce is spending most of his time these tumultuous days playing golf, shooting hoops, and filling out his NCAA college basketball tournament bracket sheet for the Oval Office betting pool.  Meanwhile, Libyan rebels are being slaughtered by Qaddafi, Japan is suffering through earthquakes and nuclear plant meltdowns, public employee unions are destroying state budgets, the U.S. Post Office will be broke by the end of September, gas and food prices are rising meteorically, and there is still no Federal budget after six months.  

     During 2008 Presidential Election, the Presidunce was very vocal in saying that we "took our eye off of the ball" in Afghanistan by going to Iraq.  In two years, we've lost more men in Afghanistan under Obama than in the previous eight years under the hated George W. Bush.  Yet, the Snooze Media no longer runs the little segments where they name the casualties in Iraq and Afghanistan in order to drive home the point that "Bush lied and people died."  When gasoline prices rose in the last six months of 2008, Bush got the blame. Not so with our Presidunce.  He gets off Scot-free.

     At what point does Obama ever become responsible for his actions and non-actions?  Probably never.  This is because the hard bigotry of low expectations is at work. Liberal-Fascists tend to have low expectations of all minorities.  Let's call it the "Great White Father Complex" as WMAL morning talk show host Chris Plante says. 

     White Liberal-Fascists patronizingly declare that Obama is the smartest President ever. In truth,   several Presidents were much smarter, e.g., Nixon, Jefferson, and both Presidents Adams.  Answers.com has a claim that Obama scored high enough on the Law School Admissions Test to qualify for membership in the smart guy organization MENSA.  But we'll never know for sure how smart he is because Obama's records as far back as first grade are sealed.  Hmm, what is he hiding?  Query: How do you flunk coloring in first grade?  Maybe it's the same way Al Gore flunked out of divinity school. (Query: How do you flunk God?)

     If Obama did score high on any standardized test it is probably because he was given the answers by his handlers.  I mean really, a guy that pronounces "corpsmen" as "corpsemen"?  But, maybe that's how they say it at Hahvud or Columbia.  During the 2008 Presidential Election, Obama said that he had been to 57 states in the U.S.!  For the record, there are 57 Muslim states. Maybe that's what our closeted Muslim sympatico really meant.  But Obama got yet another pass for that last one from the Snooze Media because he was probably really "tired" when he said it. Really?

     There are no such excuses for Michele Bachmann, arch-nemesis of Nazi Pelosi, from Liberal-Fascist political thugs like Lawrence O'Dumbbell (O'Donnell).  She is being crucified by O'Dumbbell for misplacing the Battle of Lexington and Concord in New Hampshire instead of Massachusetts.  O'Dumbbell proceeds to insult her congressional district by saying, "Perhaps all of Michele Bachmann's staff comes from her district which may be the most ignorant congressional district in America."  Here's news for you O'Dumbbell, smarter things than you have been flushed down toilets in Congressional districts all over America.  In fact, a single compost pile has far more intelligence than all the Liberal-Fascists combined. OK, so maybe that's hyperbole, but this is the kind of political analysis that we get from the Liberal-Fascist Squawking Heads and from the Snooze Media. 

   Perhaps the solution to all this is--to paraphrase Shakespeare--"The first thing we do, let's kill all the journalists."  Not to worry, no one will die because there are no journalists left in the United States.

UNCIVIL SPEECH: WHEN WILL THIS LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE OF INCOMPETENCE BE OVER?





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Our Presidunce has done nothing in retaliation for the four Americans brutally executed by Muslim Somali pirates.  (Like maybe doing the world a favor by bombing Somali pirate strongholds.)

     Obumbler's predecessor George W. Bush and Ronald Reagan probably would have responded with strong military action.  Even that feckless, male chauvinist pig, crypto-socialist, Bill Clinton would at least have returned  a flaccid response to this outrage like when he fired a Cruise missile into Sudanese aspirin factory suspected of being an arms factory.  Unfortunately, Clinton killed an innocent working man (a janitor).  But like Obumbler, Clinton got and would get a Liberal media hypocrite pass every time.

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There are several natural disasters throughout the nation that would normally provoke a Presidential declaration of a disaster area or at least a courtesy flyover to inspect the damage. But because the victims like the flooded out Midwestern White Americans aren't a part of his lunatic leftist base he won't/doesn't act--not even in flyover country!

     But Obumbler still has his White House parties and his pick-up basketball games on the weekend.  Tonight's White House party is to watch the Chicago Bulls play the Charlotte Bobcats.  (It's not clear whether the partiers will be bi-partisan or bi-polar.) The food fare will not be the healthy stuff that Michelle Antoinette is trying to shove down our collective, (excuse the Marxist lingo), gullets. You know, stuff like steamed mullet, tree bark, pine cones, and uncooked wild oats.  Instead the bi-partiers will probably get chips, ice cream, pizza, fries, ribs, adult libations, etc.

Kanye!

Kanye West, once described by the Presidunce as a "jackass," said that George W. Bush "hates Black people" apparently for not pushing the secret magic lever in the hidden room in the White House that would have stopped Hurricane Katrina. But the Presidunce's inaction on several natural disaster fronts involving predominately white victims is just as bad, if not worse.

To some, it might also seem that Barack Obumbler hates white people and Christians. Well folks, it looks like Obumbler is a racist and religious bigot. He called his white Grandmother that raised him "a typical white person"!  This is as bad as saying "you people" to a crowd of Black folks.  Obama didn't do a very good of explaining what he meant by "a typical white person."  But using the sliding scale of ethics and morality that most Socialist pigs live by, he'll surely get a pass. 

     But Obumbler is quick to tell us Americans that we should not jump to conclusions about the Balkan Muslim that intentionally killed two American airmen in the name of Islam. This is even though the murderer has confessed to the act of Islamo-terrorism. Obumbler also said the same thing when another Muslim domestic terrorist, Major Nidal Malik Hasan, shot up his fellow soldiers at the Fort Hood, Texas army base. Why this kid glove treatment of wrongdoing Muslims?

     Of course it was not "jumping to conclusions" when Obumbler called a Cambridge, Massachusetts cop "stupid" for arresting a Black Harvard professor for disturbing the peace.  As it turned out that the cop acted ethically and professionally and was vindicated--so much for a post-racial America. Eric Holder, perhaps the most incompetent, Fascist US Attorney General since Woodrow Wilson's AG Alexander M. Palmer, allegedly will not prosecute Black voting rights offenders. Is it because they're his people--so much for Equal Protection under the law.  But these crypto-Marxists have never respected the US Constitution.

    
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Gasoline prices are meteorically rising, but Presidunce Obumbler does nothing as the Red Chinese, Cubans, and Venezuelans drill off our coast, but maybe that's just professional Marxist courtesy being extended to his fellow socialist pig travellers.  He has wanted to tap in to the strategic reserve but that would be stupid because the reserve is meant for real emergencies not for political expedience.  The latest line is that gasoline prices are rising because of the unrest in Libya.

     On a recent radio newscast, ABC News [sic] tried to shore up our girlie man Presidunce's machismo by pointing out that Obumbler mentioned by name Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi (Kadafi) three times in telling him he had to go. Ooh, Gaddafi is shaking in his desert booties!  Why didn't Obumbler do that with Ahmadinejad of Iran?  Hmmm, maybe he's a fellow traveler of Ahmadinejad?

     Our girlie man Presidunce must have have had on his best heavily starched "Mom Jeans" on when he was calling out Gaddafi. (BTW, is there a correct spelling for Gaddafi?  The Christian Science Monitor has a good article in that regard.) The confusion over the spelling of the Libyan strongman's name is the least of the problems for Obumbler's Secretary  of State  incompetent silly head Hillary Clinton.  If Gaddafi survives this uprising, and it looks increasingly that he may; then Obumbler might finally be unmasked as the incompetent officious meddler that he is.  We wait with baited breath for the unmasking of the meddler.

NPR (National Partisan Radio) and its evil sister PBS (Partisan Broadcast Sham) are more like propaganda ministries than news services, i.e., they are to journalism as Woodpeckers are to carpentry.    

UNCIVIL SPEECH: THE OTHER BUSINESS OF DEATH

Death is big business in the United States.  But this post is not about the American funeral industry, which is a legitimate and necessary industry.  This is about Planned Parenthood.  They are in the business of state-sanctioned genocide. Ever since Roe v. Wade, 410 U.S. 113 (1973) "legitimized" abortion, over 50 million unborn children have been slaughtered.  Some have been slaughtered using one the most vile methods--partial birth abortion--that is reminiscent of the human experiments by the "Angel of Death"--the Nazi Dr. Josef Mengale.

Proposed new McDeath-style signage for Planned Parenthood.  Illustration by N. Nafta

The Republican controlled House of Representatives recently voted to defund Federal funding for Genocide Inc., also known as Planned Parenthood.  The Wikipedia entry for Planned Parenthood reads more like a public relations press release than an accurate, comprehensive history of Genocide Inc.  

Should s/he be aborted if s/he is a racist?

     There are those that believe  that Planned Parenthood's founder, Margaret Sanger was a racist.  One of my Black friends also sincerely believe that abortion was legalized by the Supreme Court in the hope that minorities would self-exterminate themselves out of existence. If this is true, then it would have been a sort of "benign" final solution by the true racists, the Liberal-Fascists of the mid-20th century.  Here's an item for Black History Month. According to the Margaret Sanger Papers research project by the New York University, History Department:

The Negro Project, instigated in 1939 by Margaret Sanger, was one of the first major undertakings of the new Birth Control Federation of America (BCFA), the product of a merger between the American Birth Control League and Sanger's Birth Control Clinical Research Bureau, and one of the more controversial campaigns of the birth control movement. Developed by white birth control reformers, who consulted with African-Americans for help in promoting the project only well after its inception, the Negro Project and associated campaigns were, nevertheless, widely supported by such black leaders as Mary McLeod Bethune, W. E. B. DuBois, and Rev. Adam Clayton Powell, Jr. Influenced strongly by both the eugenics movement and the progressive welfare programs of the New Deal era, the Negro Project was, from the start, largely indifferent to the needs of the black community and constructed in terms and with perceptions that today smack of racism. [Emphasis added.]

It would seem however, that Sanger was more interested in eugenics than in being a foremother of the National Socialist Party head honcho, Adolph Hitler, the Master Racist.  But the racism in Sanger's Black Project is implicit and insidious.  It's the old "doing something bad while making it look like a good thing" schtick.

     But the modern party line from Planned Parenthood is that they are primarily interested in women's health issues.  Never mind that they concentrate on, and make most of their revenue from abortions.  Apart from the moral/ethical implications of legalized abortion and answering the bio-ethical question of when life begins, (notwithstanding any reference to our pay grades); the real hot button issue here is whether American taxpayers should fund state-sanctioned genocide.  (Psst: The correct answer is NO!) 

     Even without Federal funding, Planned Parenthood would not be left out the financial cold.  They could always seek deductible charitable contributions from its wealthy Liberal supporters.  Although, the charitable contribution deduction is an indirect taxpayer subsidy, it is certainly a more palatable one than the current direct subsidy by the U.S. government.  (NN Note: Obama wants to eliminate the charitable deduction.)

     What offends many people about abortion is that some women use it as another form of birth control. The most common justification for abortion is that it is more convenient to abort a pregnancy than to screw-up a career or one's other lifetime plans.  Since 1973, when Roe v. Wade was decided, birth control medical technology has advanced to the point where--except rape or incest--there really no excuse for involuntarily or carelessly getting pregnant.

     Here are 12 methods for avoiding pregnancy including the oft-ridiculed abstinence choice.  These methods are in no particular order of preference or endorsement:

1. Male Condom
2. Female Condom
3. Diaphragm (used with spermicidal gel or cream)
4. Cap (used with spermicidal gel or cream)
5. Sponge (infused with spermicidal gel or cream)
6. Spermicidal [creams, gels or pessaries (dissolvable tablets)]
7. The IUCD or coil
8. Natural Family Planning (a.k.a., the Rhythm Method, possibly reliable with a Persona device that check temperature and hormonal levels, but somewhat similar to the No. 9 Baby Roulette method below.)
9. The Withdrawal Method (Baby Roulette)
10. Sterilization (Men or Women can do this)
11. The Pill (Hormonally based and highly effective, but if taken for a long period of time, the body becomes convinced that you do not want to be pregnant.  This is frustrating for couples that have decided that they want a baby as their biological time clock relentlessly ticks away.)
12. Abstinence (100% effective but thumbed at by Liberal-Fascists as "spoiling" the party for women.)

 All of these choices are readily available from Planned Parenthood, free clinics, and most medical doctors.  As an aside, a man acts irresponsibly when he fails to use any contraception when the woman has not taken precautions in that regard.  If you play, you eventually pay one way or another.  But it not the purpose of this blog entry to dictate the private sexual conduct of people, except when it involves the protection of the most defenseless lives in our society.

     The Sociopath-in-Chief, President Obama, has said the he would not want his daughters to be punished with an unwanted baby.  But if we attempt to follow the President's twisted logic; such a pregnancy would be a "mistake" that we could simply abort and throw away in a medical waste bin.  No wonder the Sociopath-in-Chief never finds himself above his moral and ethical pay grade.

UNCIVIL SPEECH: TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL or "THE SEVEN DEADLY VIRTUES" BEING TAUGHT by STRIKING TEACHERS and OTHERS

As expected, the protest by the school teachers in Madison, Wisconsin is devolving into a moral morass.  There are reports and videos of Doctors providing false medical excuses for striking teachers' absence from the classroom.  Apart from the obvious fraud being perpetrated by BOTH the doctors and the teachers against taxpayers; this also sets a poor example for the students that they claim to care so much for. All of the Democrat legislators are hiding at a Best Western Hotel in Illinois hold up like cockroaches in a darkened cupboard.  Their sorry excuse for their absence is that they want to "slow down" the process.  Not so; they simply don't want to lose an embarrassing vote to the Republicans that will offend their public employee union creditors.  

     As an aside, House Democrats in Indiana have taken a page from the Wisconsin Weasels and are fleeing over the state line from a vote on legislation to curtail the power of public employee unions.  They are using the same cowardly tactics as their Wisconsin brethren to act in favor of their special interest group against the interests of taxpayers.  After all, didn't the public employees' unions contribute boatloads of campaign cash to the best Democrat legislators that money could buy?   

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But let's digress back to the poor children. Lyrics from the Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young song Teach Your Children once implored idealistic, young Baby Boomers to:

Teach your children well
Their father's hell did slowly go by
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picks the one you'll know by [sic]

It's a safe guess that many of these striking teachers are also Baby Boomers.  Many young talented teachers are let go during times of budget crises while older incompetent Baby Boomer teacher hacks are retained.  These generational defectives hold on to their teaching  jobs because of the antiquated concept of teacher tenure.  This sadly, is to the  detriment of education.  Why not try competence and merit instead as to employment decisions?

     So what sterling "virtues" are the formerly idealistic Boomer pedagogue  hacks teaching the children?  Check out the Baby Boomer Seven Deadly Virtues listed below:

1. Indolence: Webster's Online Dictionary defines indolence as idleness, laziness, inertia, shiftlessness, or sloth.  Teachers have openly refused to go back to work even though they proclaim, as they beat the chests in self-righteousness, that they are doing it "for the children."  To paraphrase an old saying, "Citing concern for children's welfare, like proclaiming one's patriotism, is the last refuge of scoundrels." 
2. Dishonesty: Doctors have taken the Hippocratic Oath to first "do no harm."  But by giving false cover to these thugs, these so-called healers have compromised the integrity of medicine by providing phony medical excuses.  Would you have any faith in a doctor that abused his license to practice medicine in order to advance a dubious political agenda?  How do you feel about the con-artist teachers that use these false medical excuses to collect sick pay?  This bad behavior also undermines the moral authority of any teacher anywhere   seeking to discipline a kid for cheating on test--doesn't it?   
3. Incivility: Webster's Online Dictionary defines incivility as the quality or state of being uncivil or a rude or discourteous act.  Look at the signs carried by the striking teachers comparing Governor Walker to Hitler and Hosni Mubarak. One wonders what happened to the civility that the Hypocrite-in-Chief called for in the aftermath of the Tucson shootings last month? Perhaps we should call Obama the Hypocrite-in-Chief instead.
4. Greed:  Suffice it to say that when a freeloader tries to get someone else to pay the entire freight for what the freeloader wants and desires, then "Houston, we've got a problem."  How dare these teacher-freeloaders demand that taxpayers pay the entire cost for their medical care and retirement pensions!  These freeloading teachers not only want a free lunch, but a free breakfast, dinner, and a midnight snack too!
5. Cowardice:  Just look at the runaway legislators in Wisconsin and now apparently Indiana.  Balless wonders, including the  Liberal-Fascist women legislators.  Oh, and as a post script to the dishonesty "virtue" above, these cowardly legislators are probably using state credit cards and Per Diem payments to fund their AWOL status.
6. Uncleanliness:  Many of the protesters look like they haven't seen the business side of a bar of soap in weeks. Dirty beanies and clothes are the uniform of the "Days of Rage" for the 1960s throwback protesters.  Don't you just hate people that try to relive their wasted immature youth?
7. Thuggery: Many of these protesters aren't Wisconsin public employees.  They don't have as our esteemed man child Presidunce would say "Any skin in the game."  They are part of the rent-a thug bunch that are also a part of the Hypocrite-in-Chief's SS-like  Organizing America branch of his political machine.  The busing in of Obama's union and campaign thugs are reminiscent of the unpopular 1970s school busing remedy that happened in the very intolerant, Liberal, and very segregated Boston, Massachusetts school system. 

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Election results don't seem to matter anymore unless you're Presidunce Obama saying to Republicans in 2009, "We won and you lost."  (Read, "Get lost Republicans.  We don't want any of your input.)  Let us pray that the Liberal-Fascist Baby Boomer generation of politicians are soundly defeated.  To paraphrase Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes' comment in Buck v. Bell, "One generation of Liberal-Fascist Baby Boomer political imbeciles is enough."     

UNCIVIL SPEECH: PUBLIC EMPLOYEE UNIONS AS THE NEW BROWN-SHIRTED THUGS OF THE LIBERAL-FASCIST MOVEMENT

I don't know about you, but I sure wish that I had a part-time job that paid me $60,000+ with Summers off or in the case of year round schools, a three week vacation every three months. Throw in Federal and state mandated holidays, the Christmas (PC Censorship) Winter Solstice break, Easter (PC Censorship) Spring break, and seriously, who could complain about having such a sweet deal?  How about having the ability to get pay raises simply by accumulating college credits, the cost of which I could also write-off against my tax liability? 

     I could also get tax write offs for out-of-pocket expenses.  Any teacher that whines that they contribute classroom supplies without reimbursement is probably being less than candid about their personal finances.  I have known several teachers that have written off such expenses on their 1040s.  

     Moreover, were I a teacher, I couldn't be easily fired for anything short of pimping or selling drugs on school grounds.  I would also get such kid glove treatment even though I may have "helped" functionally illiterate students "progress" through the school system.  Who cares if they can't read their diplomas or promotional certificates?  They will make the ideal Democrat voter--unhappy, uneducated, underemployed, and part of the growing underclass.  So give me my pay raise! I deserve it!

     Throw in better health and retirement plans than I could get in the private sector and I'm there, ready to indoctrinate and assist the Liberal-Fascists achieve their political and social agenda.  And I don't even have to be a competent teacher!  That's probably a plus for my Liberal-Fascist handlers. 

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Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is seeking to balance the budget of his cash strapped state.  He has proposed a bill that would  "strip" public employees of their collective bargaining "rights" except for wages, working conditions and hours, i.e., the Governor wants to get rid of the union's "right" to negotiate out-of-control pensions.  As a result, there is/are an/-- ongoing Day/Days of Rage with the public teacher employee union protesting the reduction of their "entitlements."  This  protest is in the footsteps of French and Greek parasite union workers raising sand over the raising of the retirement age to 62 and pension reductions. Add to that Euro-mess, the British  parasite university students rioting over tuition hikes and you have the prototypes for public employee labor unrest.

     As the unrest continues, the escalating misconduct of the Wisconsin teacher's union will probably become more thug-like in the style of Hitler's goons.  How long will it be before they act like their fellow public employee union SEIU thugs that at a townhall meeting beat black conservative activist Kenneth Gladney in St. Louis two years ago.  These teacher's union "brown shirt" stooges/goons are carrying signs with gun sight grids on the Governor Walker's likeness.  They are also surrounding Governor Walker's house in a crypto-Nazi thug-like attempt to intimidate the Governor via threatening his family.  Kristallnacht anyone?

     Paradoxically, these self-described "dedicated teacher" hypocrites still claim that they are only protesting for the benefit of the children.  There are in it for the money. Period.

This "spontaneous" protest is indirectly being encouraged by the Crypto-Nazi Democrat Party. (Would it really matter if they were blatant about their thuggery? The Liberal-Fascist simpatico news media stooges would cover-up for them anyway.)  The Liberal-Fascist Democrats or their fellow wacko leftist stooges are busing in rent-a-mobs in hope that the Wisconsin National Guard will fire on the protesting crowd. Such an act might create a new Kent State shooting incident.  

     Remember the Neil Young's dumb ass propaganda song, Ohio?  Of course, to  Leftist stooges like Young, it was Nixon's fault for the four student deaths even though Nixon had nothing to do with the Ohio National Guard being there; just as it was Conservative talk radio and Sarah Palin's fault for the recent shootings in Tucson.  And, if all else fails, the porcine Liberal Fascists will blame Bush.  (No offense meant to you, Porky.) 

     It's always rich when Democrats call Conservatives "Nazis"!  Philosophically, Democrats are closer to Hitler's Nazi party, (a.k.a. Nationalsozialismus or National Socialism), than any Republican that ever darkened the doors of the White House or Capitol Building.  Liberal-Fascists are the crypto-Nazis that are seeking to silence talk radio.  They want to control the Internet with a "kill switch" like the recently deposed Egytian strongman Hosni Mubarak used against protesters.  They routinely attempt to destroy their political opponents through news media character assassination, by thuggish intimidation, or as in the case of Kenneth Gladney, physical violence.  They also have a compliant lap dog "news" media that Hitler's propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels would have have proud of to cover up for them.  Well,  seig heil, baby!  Release the Liberal-Fascist thugs upon America! 

     Maybe, Governor Walker should take a page from Ronald Reagan's firing of the striking air traffic controllers and fire these striking teacher [sic] parasites.

(NN: Most of this post about the Liberal-Fascist Wisconsin teacher's union insurrection is based upon news stories found in the Drudge Report, 02/17/2011.)

UNCIVIL SPEECH: WE'RE ALL FAT ASSES NOW.

Last Friday was the first anniversary of Michelle "Antoinette" Obama's "Let's Move" program. This non-event was celebrated naturally with a party, as Egypt and the rest of the Middle East burned.  The signature theme of the Obama Administration seems to be that you never let an opportunity to party go to waste even if the United States is going to Hell in a hand basket.  This is pathetic when you realize that Obama has no idea of how to do the job the American people elected him to do.

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The "Let's Move" program is a disguised political and economic agenda consisting of nutrition and exercise components that are aimed at eventually gaining complete control of the American agricultural economic sector.  Recall the take-over of two thirds of the American automobile industry and you'll understand the modus operandi of the Obamas.  The bottom line in this scam is that the rest of us that are not in the ruling class are mere "fat asses" to be manipulated by those that know what's good for us.  

The "Let's Move" program is also a more benign method of a hostile takeover of the agricultural economic sector than was the first Five Year Plan used by the "Soviet Exterminator" Joe Stalin. Stalin violently created agricultural collectivism, i.e., stealing the farms of the entrepreneurial Kulaks in the late 1920s and 1930s.  The Kulaks paid a dear price for their resistance to Stalin's economic "reforms" (sic).  As we know, school lunches in the United States are largely comprised of various food commodity surpluses purchased through agricultural price supports by the Federal government.

     In the past year, Michelle Antoinette has moved for legislation that now regulates the public school lunches of any kid that isn't fortunate enough, as the Obama's kids are, to be sent to a private school that has catered lunches.  At least we would think so, because of the exorbitant tuition that these elitists pay to keep their kids away from the "Little People's" little people.  With elevation of the Afro-Fascist Obama to the American Presidency, racial hegemony has given away to economic and social hegemony. 

     Would the Founding Fathers and Mothers have ever envisioned that the Federal government would reach into the lunch buckets of kids and prescribe what they are to eat.  The alleged founder of the Democrat Party, Thomas Jefferson would turn over in his grave because of this intrusion of government into the traditional bailiwick of parents as to what to feed their kids. 

     It is also intuitive that another goal of this culinary hegemony is total control of every aspect of the non-ruling class members' lives.  This is the goal of socialism: total control of the average man and woman.  Equality of misery for the masses, except for the ruling elites.  

Led by the Afro-Fascist Obama, the ruling class, i.e., the plutocrats like Warren Buffett; the oligarchs, like our tax cheating Treasury Secretary, Tim Geithner; the Stalinists, like Hillary Clinton; and the ethnic/racial/cultural rabble-rousers like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, are presiding over the collectivization of America.

Sadly, the First Couple engages in a, "Do as I say, not as I do" mentality.  We have seen pictures of the First Lady scarfing down ice cream cones and Presidunce Obumbler wolfing down cheeseburgers and greasy fries while, if they had their collective way, the rest of us alleged fat asses would be relegated to eating raw turnips and beets.  They'd be raw because under Obama's regressive energy policy, there would be no energy to cook the veggies with!  This gustatory hypocrisy gives a new, but sinister meaning to the phrase, "Let's do lunch." 

     So eat that junk food while you still can, you foolish fat asses that voted for this incompetent Liberal-Fascist regime. If all goes according to the Liberal-Fascists' plans, you'll be lucky to end up with bread and water: once a day.
        

UNCIVIL SPEECH: THE CAVALCADE OF INCOMPETENCE

The misses keep on coming from the Obama Administration.  This is the original gang that couldn't govern straight even if they had the ghosts of Founding Fathers to help them.

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Drive He Said. U.S. Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood said the other day that, "The jury is back, the verdict is in, there is no electronic based cause for unintended high speed acceleration in Toyotas."  This is the same Secretary who, along with the Bungler in Chief, Obama told American consumers to stop driving Toyotas.  This stand was an obvious payback to the Auto Workers Union to help Union-Government owned car makers GM and Chrysler compete with Toyota.  It didn't work.  Chalk-up a major public relations victory to Toyota.

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Should He Go or Should He Stay?  Secretary of the State of Imagination, Hillary Clinton says Mubarak should stay but only in transition mode.  Jokin' Joe Biden says he's not a dictator but that the Mubarak regime must lift the emergency martial law. The Bungler-in-Chief says Mubarak must resign and that the Muslim Brotherhood, a radical Islamo-Fascist endorsed by Hamas should be a part of any transition government. (Remember the same call by Carter for inclusion of the Ayatollah in a transition government in Iran?)  If the Bungler-in-Chief is so serious about ratcheting down America's influence in the world; maybe he should follow his own admonition to not meddle and  let the Egyptian people determine their own destiny. 

Hmm, why weren't any of those brilliant (sic) Ivy League advisers smart enough to give the Obama Administration a cohesive policy to deal with this fiasco?  It kind of makes you wonder what the Ivy League Universities do with all of that inflated tuition that they charge parents of the young skulls full of mush?  Is their mission to educate and teach students how to think or is it to be good Obamabots through indoctrination?  If I'm a parent of a matriculating Ivy Leaguer I've got to wonder if this pricey "BS" education is worth it?  Well, maybe if you are going to be an apparatchik of the Obama's regime.

Update: as of publication there is the rumor that Mubarak will step down on February 10th.  I guess Obama is bound and determined to, one way or another, to shoehorn the Muslim Brotherhood into the government.

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Mr. Sunshine. Remember Chairman Obama's push for solar power? Guess which major creditor of the United States has become a leading producer of solar panels?  The answer is China. Oh, and by the way, all those high paying green jobs that Obama said would be created are now over there. And they're be done by prison and low wage workers. How's that hope and change working out for you voters that were fooled by this Pied Piper's mantra?

Faster than a speeding bullet train. Chairman Obama is now pushing for a high speed rail system.  Guess which major creditor of the United States wants to become a major producer of bullet train passenger cars? The answer is China. Oh and by the way, Obama is saying that lots of jobs would be created. Yup, and they will be created over there.  A pattern seems to be emerging that when Obama proposes a big Uncle Scammy project, that the Chinese benefit.  Perhaps it's a matter of mutual ideological courtesy.

As this goes to publication, Mubarak is set to make an announcement. Will he go or will stay?  It's for certain that the Obama regime doesn't have a clue about anything.