METROSEXUALS OR POLITICIANS?

Anyone that has paid any attention to the recent Republican Presidential Candidate Derby can't help but wonder where's the substance?  Remember the old 1984 Wendy's Commercial "Where's the Beef?"  Well it seems that at times this race is about nothing but beef, i.e., beefcake and sometimes a little cheesecake.  Until Mitt Romney began putting his foot in his mouth by adopting Liberal views on global warming and unions, he was considered the ultimate Republican stud muffin.  Enter Rick Perry and we may have a real hair competition not seen since the hair poofs John Kerry and John Edwards were the Democrat Presidential ticket in 2004.   Republican Mitch Daniels was pinged upon because he's short, balding, and boring! 

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Does anyone care that they're

both intelligent women?



As mentioned earlier, there's plenty of cheesecake too!  You can now purchase a 2-pack of "Babes in the White House" bumper stickers featuring Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann.  A classic way of eliminating the competition when you can't beat them with ideas is to trivialize them.  The methods used by the Democrats to eliminate capable Conservative women are at times reprehensible.  One method is to play the "pretty face but no substance" angle.  So far this hasn't really worked because both women are articulate and could hold their own against the teleprompter assisted Obama.  In the case of Palin, she has been subjected to legal harassment, libel and slander, and a vicious Lame Stream Media hate campaign that has not been seen since the Nazi pornographer, Julius Streicher put out the anti-Semitic Der Stürmer.  

Bachmann is beginning to feel the effects of the Liberal-Fascist media hate machine.  The Media is nitpicking her every word to make her appear to be, as Chris Wallace on Fox News put it, "a flake."   For a bunch that claims to be enlightened and non-sexist, the Democrats and the Coastal elites are the biggest knuckle dragging troglodytes ever to trudge the surface of the Earth.  What's ironic about these sexist attacks by the Left is that both women are examples of the feminist icon as postulated by such feminist multimedia as Ms Magazine in the 1970s.  Both Palin and Bachmann are independent, intelligent, have families, successful careers, and genuinely seem to love their husbands.  In other words, they have it all because they are closer to the average American woman than Michelle "Antoinette" Obama.  And unlike most Liberal women, they've earned their success based on their own hard work.  The average Democrat female "success story" is based upon connections and not character.  Hillary Clinton hitched her wagon to Bill Clinton.  Nancy Pelosi came from a prominent Baltimore, Maryland political family.  Scratch a female Kennedy public figure and well, you find a Kennedy.

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Alleged Conservative pundit, David Brooks endorsed the candidacy of Barack Hussein Obama because he liked the crease of his pants.  Chrissy Matthews felt a thrill up his leg whenever Obama spoke.  Is there some sort of political bromance going on here or is this just hyper-educated coastal elite talk?    It also sounds very metro sexual because it is superficial and not substantive.  It seems as if it's more important what clothes are in a candidate's closet than the skeletons in his closet.  Something sure looks like it's in the closet and it ain't designer suits, shoes, or skeletons.

PHARAOH BARACK AND THE TEN PLAGUES ON AMERICA'S HOUSE

The Ten Plagues of Egypt are contained in the Book of Exodus in the Holy Bible.  These Plagues preceded the leading of the Hebrews by Moses into the Wilderness for forty years before reaching the Promised Land.  While many non-believers tend to dismiss the Bible as a collection of quaint stories, it does provide a comparable backdrop for what is happening to America today.  As an aside, the immigration apocalypse has been left for another blog post.  Below are the Ten Plagues of America.


1. Natural Disasters, e.g., Flood Waters & Fires:  To start the Biblical analogy, a flood berm burst near the Fort Calhoun nuclear plant that had been shut down for refueling since early spring.  While American officials assure the public that the Fort Calhoun plant and another nuclear plant along the flooded Missouri River are safe, Japanese officials were just as quick to assure the public that all was okay with the Fukushima Dai-Ichi power plant.  The Midwest and other areas are flooding.  The Mississippi is flooding and Missouri farmers lost valuable crops when the Army Corps (pronounced "Corpse" by the Pharaoh) of Engineers opened the flood gates to save a Missouri town.

     The Los Alamos Laboratory has been evacuated due to a raging fire in New Mexico. Eastern Arizona is burning to a crisp. Texas is burning, and although some assistance has been given, FEMA thought that Texas had received enough assistance already. That's what you get for being a red state!  What's Obama's reaction?  Shooting hoops, playing some more golf, and going to fund raising events with wealthy crony-socialist Dems--after all why fiddle around? Oh, and by the way, the "Chicago Way" always means that the Pharaoh will punish his enemies whenever and however possible.  This is no matter how petty or harmful it is to America.


2. Liberal Tax Cheats, Chiselers & Cozenages: Where do we begin?  So many crooked Dems and so little effort to prosecute. Tim Geithner, chief tax enforcer, has gotten away with apparent tax games.--so have Tom Daschle and Charlie Rangel.  How about the legal tax loophole/shelter dodge also known private foundations as practiced by über wealthy Dems, Warren Buffett and Bill Gates?  Why not go after tax exempt Foundations with the same élan that the Pharaoh wants to tax small businesses (the "wealthy")?  These small businesses provide many of the jobs in America.  But the Nanny State doesn't want that!  It's better to foster a dependency class than a middle class!  Evidently, earned income is a scourge that must be eradicated. The Pharaoh favors protection of the passive income of crony socialists. Meanwhile, the financial testicles of the average American taxpayer are being crushed. What's Obama's reaction?  Shooting hoops, playing some more golf, and going to fund raising events with wealthy crony-socialist Dems.
 
3. Out-of-Control Public Employee/School Teacher Unions: In the spirit of full disclosure, I was twice a memberof a public employee union, SEIU, while working with the State Bar of California and the County of San Diego.  I can say that SEIU got me a $13,000 raise in pay from the State Bar, but got me a 2% raise after five years of no pay raises from the County of San Diego.  I have mixed feelings about public employee unions.  But the bottom line is that they have evolved into a money laundering operation for the Democrook party.  The mess that happened in Wisconsin is ample evidence of public employees gone wild.  In that case, the teachers were demanding full time benefits for what is the best paid part time job in America. That is insane.  Teachers have done very poor job of educating the young skulls full of mush in America.  They have tremendous nerve asking for more money for job poorly done.  These are among the Pharaoh's most rabid and irrational supporters. 

     Teachers' unions also enable the elitist plutocrats oppose school vouchers, i.e., they don't want their precious little Franklin and Eleanor intermingling with Malik, Maria, José, Mohammad, Lakisha, Tony, Billy Bob, and Peggy Sue. In other words, they fear the old cliché, "To know me is to love me." Racism and classism have never been so evident as it is with elitist Democrats. Does the Pharaoh and other rich Democrats send their kids to public schools?   As Democrats like to hector Republicans over sex scandals, here's an area where the gross hypocrisy of the Democrats is obvious.  As a postscript to the Wisconsin saga, a school district went from $400,000 in the red to $1.5 million in the black implementing Governor Scott Walker's reforms.


4. Out of Control Eco-Nazis:  The EPA (damn that Rockefeller Republican Richard Nixon) is writing regulations as if "cap and trade" were in effect.  The California agriculture economy is being held hostage by the Eco-Nazis defense of the Delta Smelt. An insignificant little fish is more important than human beings.  Even Mitt Romney, a supposedly smart businessman has put on the Eco-Nazi uniform regarding global warming.  But you have to realize that global warming is a elitist plutocrat cozenage to create another closed wealth creating scam by selling carbon credits.  They are done with the stock market inasmuch the "little guy" is heavily invested in the stock market through 401(k) plans.
 
5. Out of Control Spending: Imagine a US President that regularly spent over $80,000 over his household income running the budget of the United States of America...well that nightmare is here.  As this goes to post, the Pharaoh's wife, Michelle Antoinette, is spending perhaps upwards of $500,000 for her African Good Will hunting trip.  This includes her entourage of family, friends, and hangers on.  Her Spain trip cost the taxpayers around $400,000.  The Pharaoh has run-up almost $3 trillion in deficit spending in just two and a half years.  Remember the stimulus package of $800 billion?  Remember when the Pharaoh bragged about "shovel ready jobs"?  Guess what?  It was a money laundering scheme to keep public employees paying the dues that end up in Democrook party coffers.  Yet, Pharaoh laughed it off by saying I guess the shovel ready jobs weren't as shovel ready as he/we thought.  Yup, the $800 billion joke punch line. 

     August 2, 2011 is the drop dead date for the US to default on the debt or so the Pharaoh claims so as to scare Congress into raising the debt ceiling.  The Pharaoh also wants to tax corporate jets.  This is ironic in that the Pharaoh and Michelle Antoinette spend hundreds of thousand dollars on what is apparent non-governmental related business and travel.  Oh sure, Michelle Antoinette might pose for a photo-op doing push-ups with Bishop Tutu in designer togs. To borrow a World War II line as adapted by 1960s sitcom Get Smart, "Is this trip necessary?"


6. A Lying Deceptive Lap Dog Lackey Media:  The Pravda, Izvestia, and Der Stürmer press is in full operating support mode for the Pharaoh.  Note the continuing sexist libel against the more than capable Conservative women like Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann.  The press made major mountain out of a molehill over Bachmann's minor gaffe about John Wayne being born in her hometown of Waterloo, IA.  Here's a link to the Pharaoh's numerous gaffes that the Lap Dog Media deliberately chose to ignore or play down.  Most of the Pharaoh's gaffes were excused because he's sooo tired from working (sic) for his crony socialist buddies like George Soros.  Swinging a golf club, shooting hoops, wolfing down greasy fries, having White House soirees for Beyoncé and Jay-Z, and going to fundraisers is exhausting. 

     By the way, the Pharaoh doesn't even know the age of his 12 year old daughter, he claimed in his June 29th presser with the Lap Dog Media that she's 13 years old!  I can excuse Bachmann not knowing that John Wayne Gacy, lived in Waterloo, IA.  But the Pharaoh not knowing the age of his own daughter--that's grim!  To think that the Lap Dog Media hectored George H. W. Bush for not knowing grocery prices!  I hope my President doesn't waste time looking at grocery store coupon flyers instead of running the country!  What a bunch of "dicks" leftist urinalists (read journalists) are.  ("Dick" is now a term for journalists to use when they disagree with someone, if they want to get suspended.)


7. Crony Socialism & Syndicalism:  By giving labor unions control of Chrysler and GM, the Pharaoh was practicing a form of syndicalism to the detriment of Chrysler bond holders that were totally screwed by the Pharaoh's fiat decision.  Can a new and improved People's Wagon à la Adolph Hitler, i.e., the Volkswagen, be on the horizon?  How about the big profits  made by "Goldman Sachs the Treasury" and "Morgan Stanley by while we rob the American taxpayers"? 


8. Election Fraud:  Where would unfunny fruitcake Al Franken be without vote fraud?  He'd be trying to resurrect a mediocre and very unfunny radio talk show career.  Franken was as funny as a fart in crowded elevator.  Where would Harry "Mr. Peepers" Reid be without illegal alien votes and the SEIU fraud machine?  He'd probably be chasing ambulances in Searchlight, NV. There are dozens of stories of "found" voting ballot boxes that benefited Democrook politicians in the last 40 years!  Vote fraud is the only crime that the Democrooks are good at.  They certainly stink at forgery.  Isn't that right Dan Rather?


9. America Haters Running America:  Little did I realize that the dirty, filthy unAmerican SDS (Students for a Democratic Society) roaming around on my college campus would be the coat and tie radicals running the American government today.  These colossal wastes of human DNA are self-centered narcissists as exemplified by the biggest narcissist of all, Pharaoh Barack.  Most of their achievements are the result of gradeflation, inflated resumes, and overtures to our enemies.  Teddy Kennedy, alcoholic murderer, immigration law defiler, and ruiner of the greatest health care system in the world, made direct overtures to the Soviets to thwart Ronald Reagan! 

     BTW, trust fund a-hole Teddy used to love to say, "tax the rich!"  Teddy wasn't rich he's on a budget from his trust fund. And, he like most rich Liberal-Fascist and other socialist pigs consider themselves the "chosen ones" to run and benefit financially from their warped stewardship of the world.  Just look at the wealthy Democrooks that are advocating Socialism--Soros, Buffett, Gates, GE management, Goldman Sachs, and Morgan Stanley to name a few.  Do you really think that good Liberal-Fascist women spendthrifts like Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Obama would give ever up luxury?  You can't have any of the good stuff but they sure as hell can.  The Dems through their control of the media have managed to stereotype the Reputzigan Party as the political party of the rich.  Truth be told, the real plutocrats are the Democrooks.


10. Death of the Unborn:  The Pharaoh continues to insist on the quarter of a billion dollar annual funding for the merchants of death, Planned Parenthood.  This funding for death continues despite the rampaging public debt that is destroying the American economy.  This is the very first thing to cut from the bloated election fund that the Democrooks are pushing disguised as a budget.

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America is burning, flooding, going of of business, declining, and dying a slow and painful death.  What's Obama's reaction to all these crises?  He's fiddles around like Nero, shooting hoops, playing some more golf, going to fund raising events with wealthy crony-socialist Dems, and he and the Missus taking lots of vacations on the taxpayers tab.  It's time for the corrupt, morally bankrupt politicians to be driven from positions of power before they bankrupt America.  November 2012 can't come fast enough.

TEFLON DUNCES & WIMPS



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teflon

 

My brother likes to say that it's a "let world" for some people.  What he means by that is that you can get away with anything if they let you do so.   If you are one of the "chosen" ones, criticism will bounce off of you as if you were coated with Teflon®. 

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With the exception of Bush 41, all Republican Presidents, starting with Gerald Ford, (née Leslie Lynch King, Jr.), have been tagged by elitist Liberal dolts as being stupid.  Old school Libs like Lyndon "Useless" Baines Johnson were subtler in their condemnation saying about Gerald Ford that "He's a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off."  It's easy to forget that Ford went to Yale Law School while coaching football full time.  He graduated in 1941 in top 25 percent of his class.  (And unlike the allegedly "brilliant" Obama, we got to see his school transcripts.)  Gee, how about that Gerry Ford?  And I foolishly thought that only real smarties (read Liberals) went to Yale Law School!

     Prominent insider Democrat, Clark Clifford once described Ronald Reagan as an "amiable dunce."  Well, that's quite a fine character reference from a stupid dupe of the notorious Bank of Credit and Commerce International, (a.k.a., Bank of Crooks and Criminals International).  Old Clarkie Boy got hornswaggled by a group of third world Pakistani crooks.  His excuse: they didn't tell him the truth about their bank, i.e., he was a "victim" of their treachery.  If you believe that one I could sell you some beachfront property in Arizona.

     President George H. W. Bush, Sr.,  the exception to the dumbo tag, was described by Liberal wussy pussies as a wimp, a misconception spread nationally by ideologue leftist propaganda rags like Newsweak.  (Well, the plutocrat libs might like George the First a lot more because his financial interests are more aligned with that of Liberals like Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, Goldman Sachs, and Morgan Stanley.)  Speaking of wimps, have you given a good listen to the speaking voices of so-called Democrat leaders Harry Reid and Tom Daschle?  Those guys make cross-dresser RuPaul look like a he-man.

     Certainly we know all about how incredibly stupid George W. Bush was during the first eight years of the "New Millennium."  I remember vividly how he was castigated by monstrously vapid Liberal propagandists over the eight years of his Presidency.  All the sand that they raised over Bush's drinking straight from a water bottle at a G-8 conference was amazingly petty.   

    But in light of the social and verbal boo boos that their Presi-dunce has made, these same leftist lackeys demand civility for arguably the most incompetent, illiterate, and socially inept person to have ever have been elected President.   His mispronunciation of the word "corpsman" is illustrative of his astounding illiteracy or, maybe they pronounce it "corpse man" at Columbia and Harvard? 

     How about the time that he said that he had been to all 57 states in the USA.  How about Obama's gaffe at the introduction of his then-Supreme Court nominee, Sonia Sotomenor (a.k.a., Sotomayor) that the US Constitution was written 20 centuries ago?  (And the Liberal Jackasses savaged Michele Bachmann for her Lexington and Concord gaffe.)  The worldly Obama also stated that Austrian is a language.  Without his trusty teleprompter, Obama would collapse into a pile of "uhs" or is that "duhs"?

     Then we have Obama's socially insurgent wife touching the Queen of England on their first visit to the UK in her palace.  Talk about rude guests...  Obama's bow to the Emperor of Japan is the stuff of legendary social ineptitude.  How about Obama's kissing the ring of the Saudi Arabian King?  WTF!  Since when is an American President ever subservient to a head of a foreign state? 

    Obama, the most brilliant man to have ever occupied the White House--(the multi-lingual high IQ John Quincy Adams notwithstanding)--signed the wrong date in the guest book at Westminster Abbey as "24 May 2008"--can you imagine what the Liberal bastards would have said had Ronald Reagan signed the wrong date on any document (read an Alzheimer's disease amateur diagnosis by the "smartest" people [Liberals] on Earth!). 

     But as with all of Obama's miscues and shortcomings, there's always an excuse--e.g., fatigue (from what--too much vacation and date nights?) or incompetent staffers.  Perhaps this is the most profound form of racism, the fact that they don't trust Obama to make a mistake on his own.   Is that why they hide all of his school transcripts from first grade on?  Maybe they're ashamed that he failed "coloring book" in the first grade.  Perhaps it's true that somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing its idiot.
 

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Poor Ed Schultz, so far from God and so near to imbecilic status.  This loud mouthed imbecile insulted Laura Ingraham, a respected conservative talk show by calling her a "talk show slut."  That's just plain ugly and sexist.   Support the Independent Women's Forum effort to have Schultz fired from MSNBC.   I can't think of a better to clean the airwaves of political porn.  Let's finally bring a Liberal sleaze bucket to justice.  

     Liberals have long gotten away with murder, tax evasion, vote fraud, pimping and pandering, underage sexual trysts, and treason.  When there's finally an honest and competent US Attorney General that will be appointed in 2013, the RICO statute should be used to eradicate the political cancer that is the Democrat party from the American body politic.

UNCIVIL SPEECH: WE'RE ALL FAT ASSES NOW.

Last Friday was the first anniversary of Michelle "Antoinette" Obama's "Let's Move" program. This non-event was celebrated naturally with a party, as Egypt and the rest of the Middle East burned.  The signature theme of the Obama Administration seems to be that you never let an opportunity to party go to waste even if the United States is going to Hell in a hand basket.  This is pathetic when you realize that Obama has no idea of how to do the job the American people elected him to do.

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The "Let's Move" program is a disguised political and economic agenda consisting of nutrition and exercise components that are aimed at eventually gaining complete control of the American agricultural economic sector.  Recall the take-over of two thirds of the American automobile industry and you'll understand the modus operandi of the Obamas.  The bottom line in this scam is that the rest of us that are not in the ruling class are mere "fat asses" to be manipulated by those that know what's good for us.  

The "Let's Move" program is also a more benign method of a hostile takeover of the agricultural economic sector than was the first Five Year Plan used by the "Soviet Exterminator" Joe Stalin. Stalin violently created agricultural collectivism, i.e., stealing the farms of the entrepreneurial Kulaks in the late 1920s and 1930s.  The Kulaks paid a dear price for their resistance to Stalin's economic "reforms" (sic).  As we know, school lunches in the United States are largely comprised of various food commodity surpluses purchased through agricultural price supports by the Federal government.

     In the past year, Michelle Antoinette has moved for legislation that now regulates the public school lunches of any kid that isn't fortunate enough, as the Obama's kids are, to be sent to a private school that has catered lunches.  At least we would think so, because of the exorbitant tuition that these elitists pay to keep their kids away from the "Little People's" little people.  With elevation of the Afro-Fascist Obama to the American Presidency, racial hegemony has given away to economic and social hegemony. 

     Would the Founding Fathers and Mothers have ever envisioned that the Federal government would reach into the lunch buckets of kids and prescribe what they are to eat.  The alleged founder of the Democrat Party, Thomas Jefferson would turn over in his grave because of this intrusion of government into the traditional bailiwick of parents as to what to feed their kids. 

     It is also intuitive that another goal of this culinary hegemony is total control of every aspect of the non-ruling class members' lives.  This is the goal of socialism: total control of the average man and woman.  Equality of misery for the masses, except for the ruling elites.  

Led by the Afro-Fascist Obama, the ruling class, i.e., the plutocrats like Warren Buffett; the oligarchs, like our tax cheating Treasury Secretary, Tim Geithner; the Stalinists, like Hillary Clinton; and the ethnic/racial/cultural rabble-rousers like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, are presiding over the collectivization of America.

Sadly, the First Couple engages in a, "Do as I say, not as I do" mentality.  We have seen pictures of the First Lady scarfing down ice cream cones and Presidunce Obumbler wolfing down cheeseburgers and greasy fries while, if they had their collective way, the rest of us alleged fat asses would be relegated to eating raw turnips and beets.  They'd be raw because under Obama's regressive energy policy, there would be no energy to cook the veggies with!  This gustatory hypocrisy gives a new, but sinister meaning to the phrase, "Let's do lunch." 

     So eat that junk food while you still can, you foolish fat asses that voted for this incompetent Liberal-Fascist regime. If all goes according to the Liberal-Fascists' plans, you'll be lucky to end up with bread and water: once a day.
        

The Gang that Couldn't (or Wouldn't ) Shoot Straight or Don't they have people to research these things?

In a speech to the Polish people, former US president Jimmy Carter attempted to express his affection for the Polish people in the Polish language.  Unfortunately, for Carter he said instead that he "lusted after" them.  This was not the only time Carter expressed his lusty inner thoughts.  As you might recall, there was the infamous Playboy interview in which Carter, in an off the cuff remark (but not off the record), admitted to two Playboy freelance writers that he had "looked on a lot of women with lust" and had "committed adultery in my heart many times."  It makes you wonder if these guys have competent people to research this stuff and advise the President or the Presidential candidate as to how to handle a sticky situation?

Gaffes are an integral part of political life.  But how the gaffe is portrayed by the Lame Stream Media and others in media often depends upon the political persuation of the gaffer.  Sometimes stuff happens that one may not have any control over.  Remember when George H.W. Bush threw-up on the Japanese Prime Minister?  This was parodied on Saturday Night Live and was the subject of comedians everywhere.  Bush's son, "W" was treated by the media as the King of Gaffes, e.g., the New York Times asked in a snarky way how George W. Bush would handle a State Dinner with the Queen of England. 

Of course the Lame Stream Media, e.g., Time Magazine, protects Lefties. Time was full of excuses when Michelle "Antoinette" Obama touched the Queen of England, which is verboten under royal protocol.  Well sorry, Time, but there is no excuse for the FLOTUS's familiarity with the Queen because it's the Queen's House and it's her rules.  You always respect someone else's house rules.  And no, Michelle Antoinette, you are not at liberty to make up your own rules of conduct in someone else's house.

In a related article, Time in cataloging Obama's gaffes also made very sure to to do some damage control.  For example, when Obama cracked a joke at the expense of Special Olympians about his bowling game with Jay Leno on national television, Time, made sure to cover Obama's posterior:

Obama called Special Olympics Chair Tim Shriver from Air Force One before his Leno interview even aired to apologize for the off-color joke. Shriver told ABC's Good Morning America the following day that the president "expressed his disappointment and he apologized, in a way that was very moving."

(Wow, just thank about it Doofus, you cain say the meanest gawldurn thangs, but if ya apologize real purty, all is fergivin.)  Tim Shriver, by the way, is the son of Sargent Shriver, 1972 Democrat candidate for Vice-President.  So I would expect a good (sic) Democrat like Shriver in that circumstance to cover Obama's backside.

The rest of Obama's gaffes that are cataloged by Time are mostly described in terms that either minimize them or are simply ad hominem attacks on people like "Joe the Plumber" to draw attention away from Obama's ineptitude.  Another example is the cheesy DVD collection given to British PM Gordon Brown that was recast by Time to state that "Obama allegedly gave Brown a 'special collector's box' of 25 classic American DVDs... " [Emphasis added.]  Allegedly gave?  Bolshevik!  Obama probably sent Joe Biden to the local DC Walmart to pick up a gift.  Obama mistakenly thought that not even Biden could screw-up this simple errand.  But it could have been worse, Obama could have ended giving PM Brown an Obama Chia Pet and a case of those little car deodorant trees for the PM's Rolls Royce Limo.

The recent flap over Obama bow and handshake with Japanese Emperor Akihito has also brought some controversy.  Acording to one New York Times blogger the real breach of protocol was to shake hands and bow at the same time (i.e., he should have picked one or the other actions to do).  The blogger, David Sanger, also pointed that George Bush 41 bowed before the casket of the deceased Japanese Emperor and was criticized by some pundits for doing so.  It was the correct thing for Bush 41 to have done.  On the other hand, Obama didn't know what to do.  This begs the question as to whether Obama has anybody competent enough to research this stuff?  Probably no more than he has anyone to competently advise him on the economy, health care, or trying terrorists in the United States.

Michelle "Antoinette" Obama sez: "Let them eat certified organic Tuscan kale!"

Here's how Dana Milbank of the Washington Post described Michelle "Antoinette" Obama's (Mobama's) latest exhibition of nouvelle riche obnoxiousness:

Let's say you're preparing dinner and you realize with dismay that you don't have any certified organic Tuscan kale. What to do?

Here's how Michelle Obama handled this very predicament Thursday afternoon:

The Secret Service and the D.C. police brought in three dozen vehicles and shut down H Street, Vermont Avenue, two lanes of I Street and an entrance to the McPherson Square Metro station. They swept the area, in front of the Department of Veterans Affairs, with bomb-sniffing dogs and installed magnetometers in the middle of the street, put up barricades to keep pedestrians out, and took positions with binoculars atop trucks. Though the produce stand was only a block or so from the White House, the first lady hopped into her armored limousine and pulled into the market amid the wail of sirens.

Then, and only then, could Obama purchase her leafy greens (sic). (NN: according to Word© Grammar Check this is a sentence fragment! But I think it's an okay sentence.)  "Now it's time to buy some food," she told several hundred people who came to watch. "Let's shop!"

Milbank is more famous for angering the Bush Administration and others than for covering the current excesses of the nouvelle riche Obamas or frivolous Leftist plutocrats. While the article has a sarcastic edge to it, something doesn't ring true.  I guess it's because a similar shopping trip by Laura Bush, Barbara Bush, or Nancy Reagan would have been met with howls of indignation by Liberal shills like Milbank. 

Remember the fuss that was made in the 1992 Presidential Election campaign when it was ridiculously asserted that George H.W. Bush was "out of touch" with mainstream America because he was amazed at a price scanner displayed at a grocers' convention in Orlando, FL?  The Left Wing media's spin of this event to Bill Clinton's advantage was as ridiculous as any random Keith Olbermann thought (sic).

This is a story about Mobama that will not get any airplay on the Lame Stream Media alphabet networks, i.e., ABC, NBC, CBS, or CNN.  The Neo-Communists know that many of you no longer read newspapers like the Washington Post for a variety of reasons--e.g., you probably prefer truth to fiction in your newspapers. They're counting on your ignorance.      

For the First Time in My Adult Life I'm Genuinely Embarassed by My Country's Leaders- Part I of a Occasional Series

Yes, I know that  Barry O proclaimed to the Chicago Sun-Times, probably in a slightly menacing testosterone-laden baritone voice, that the press and all others should "lay off [his] wife [and family]" during the 2008 Presidential Campaign.  Hopefully, he wasn't wearing the "Mom Jeans" that he wore at the 2009 MLB All-Star game as he was laying the law down.  Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help it. The POTUS and his wife, the FLOTUS generate a million laffs because of their frequent gaffes (a gaffe is called a faux pas by Progressive Effete Elite People [PEEP] a.k.a. Liberals).

  

Most of the gaffes have been covered up or ignored by the Lame Stream Media, e.g., like when Barry O said he had been to 57 [American] States.  Hmmm, there are 55 Islamic States, although some squawk radio guys say it's 57 and maybe Barry O thinks so too.  And maybe, just maybe, that was just another slip of the tongue just like the one when he accidentaly referred to his Muslim faith in an interview with George Step-on-all-of-us (Stephanopoulos).  The only time Barry O seems to ever get made fun of is on late night TV when most working people are in bed.  Poor W could never catch a break like that when he mangled English. His gaffes were all over TV news, books, blogs, magazines, comedy shows, late night TV, and YouTube.

The above-mentioned PEEPs were the same bunch that used to wrinkle their noses, inhale deeply, and then sarcastically call Ronald Reagan an amiable dolt as they angrily savaged his wife Nancy for her obsession with designer clothes!  How times have changed! Now the fashion driven Michelle Obama (Mobama) is held up as a fashion icon.

NN: OMG!!!  I just realized that Barky's political thugs are from Chi-town and that I should really watch my words!!!  Who knows what could happen to me?!?!  This blog post could mean my exposure to the politics of personal destruction, life in a DNC re-education camp, going through an intensive IRS audit, or getting an all expenses paid vacation to Gitmo when it transitions into Obama's gulag!!!  Damn, Keith Olbermann could could even name me "Theee woooorst personnnnn in the woooorld!  And you know, that if she were in my place, Dorothy (from the Wizard of Oz) might say "Leninists and Trotskyites and Bolsheviks...oh my!"  Ahh, but WTF!  I enjoy the danger.  After all, I am protected by the First Amendment.  Aren't I? Anyway here goes...

According to several sources, Mobama has an expensive palace cadre of servants and staff.  That appears to demonstrate a Marie Antoinette-like indifference to the current economic situation shared by most of us proles.  The following is a  list of White House staff members assigned to the First Lady as compiled by Canada Free Press and others (Google "Michelle Obama's staff"), with my speculative comment (all in jest, please don't taze me Brobama!) as to their actual job functions:

1. $172,2000 - Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)

NN: Yeah, I know  that  top assistants to "big shots" always get the big bucks.  But really, Mobama is not a legislator, an Obama Czar, or even a subject matter expert.  Why such a big salary for this Chief of Staff?

2. $140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy and Projects For The First Lady)

NN: So Frye directs projects like the White House Vegetable Garden.  So, is stuff like this really worth a whopping $140,000 a year to think up?

3. $113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary) and Wanabee Fashion Maven

NN: Sorry Desi, but  you've done a crummy job so far!  I've heard that you are the one most responsible for putting Mobama on the fashion radar screen. But while volunteering at a D.C. food bank on April 29, 2009, (that you probably arranged), the FLOTUS sported a J. Crew cardigan, capri pants and Lanvin trainers that cost $540 a pair. Let's see, $540 would probably buy a lot of food for the poor, but Michelle Antoinette is more concerned with wearing overpriced sneakers that DON'T match her outfit just to show the rest of us proletarians that she can afford to buy them now that her hubby is a big shot (the POTUS)!

Fashionista Note: (I know, but I just can't help it.  I used to work in retail.) Michelle's Lanvin Trainers are suede uppers, with grosgrain ribbon laces and metallic pink toe caps.  The maker, Lanvin is one of fashion's hottest labels. These sneakers also come in denim and satin versions. Despite their ugliness they sold well throughout Spring 2009.  By now of course, there is probably a knock off version at Payless Shoes.  So let's hope for a Payless BOGO sale real soon!

4. $102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)

NN: Instead of having her pontificate on domestic issues like ObamaCare, could we please have Mobama do the usual FLOTUS things--like promoting literacy or beautifying America? That would be worth the combined $240K salary for Ms Johnson and Ms Frye to honcho.

5. $102,000 - Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)

NN: Does she sharpen pencils and fetch coffee for the Chief of Staff, Susan Sher?  This reminds me of what a professor that I had when I was in grad school told me about useless jobs.  The Prof went to the U of Chicago--is the picture getting clearer?  To support himself he worked several patronage (useless) jobs that were parceled out by Mayor Daley the First.  He described the jobs as useless public works jobs in which five guys took turns going down a manhole while the other four stood around and BS'd about various topics.

6. $90,000 - Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)

NN: What does he do--arrange the paper clips, keep the staplers filled, and maybe act as the key operator for the West Wing copier? Or maybe he's the Incriminating Paper Document Shredder to the Czars?  That's an important job so either you'd better pay this guy well or send him to a country where there's no extradition treaty.

7. $84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)

NN: So Lelyveld is the spokesmouth. Wow, this seems like the kind of job where the Boss Lady tells her, "When I want your opinion I'll give it to you! Write this down--now!"

8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)
NN: She's in charge of holding Mobama's Blackberry with the calendar application.

9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)
NN: The "Troop" bought the Burpee® seeds and the MiracleGro® at the Home Depot® for the White House Vegetable Garden.

10. $65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
NN:  Maybe she does the decorations for the office parties.

11. $65,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)NN: Maybe he's the "muscle" that sets up the chairs at the Rose Garden parties thrown by the FLOTUS.

12. $62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First Lady)
NN: She's in charge of holding Mobama's Blackberry case.

13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)
NN: Big Al probably carries the FLOTUS's luggage onto Air Force One.  He also keeps a secret stash of those tasty little peanuts that the Southwest Flight Attendants give out.

14. $60,000 - Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)NN: Gotta be an overworked Gopher.

15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)
NN: This is the one that Press Secretary Leyveld chews out after she's had her a** chewed out by Mobama.

16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)
NN: Kristen carries Mobama's make-up bag onto Air Force One.

17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)
NN: He's in charge of office stationery replenishment.

18. $45,000 - Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
NN: "Sam" is in charge of all Potluck and Tupperware Parties in West Wing.

19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
NN: The gopher for the Chief of Staff.

20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
NN: AKA "The Enforcer"  Her real surname is Armbuster!  She collects for the office coffee fund, the water club, and all the sports betting pools. She also makes sure that the timesheets are filled out properly and turned in on time.

21. $36,000 - Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
NN: "Bookey" runs all the sports betting pools and makes sure that the all the collections and payouts are timely made.

22. $36,000 - Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)
NN: Stuffs envelopes and keeps the office candy dishes filled. 

According to the Canada Free Press: "...this adds up to a whopping $1,600,700.00 and the amount doesn’t include the elite benefit packages granted to the White House staff and their significant others (include same-sex partners). Nor does the figure take into account the salaries for the two additional full-time staff members mentioned by Mrs. Obama’s Press Secretary nor the full time hair-dresser and makeup artist assigned to her. A guesstimate of the total salaries for Mrs. Obama’s attendants is $1,750,00.00 plus the additional benefits."

So now you know how the "upper crust" lives as you're cashing your unemployment check at the liquor store.  Cheer up!  Maybe you can get a high paying "skate" job despite the fact that you actually have marketable job skills--but no connections.