METROSEXUALS OR POLITICIANS?

Anyone that has paid any attention to the recent Republican Presidential Candidate Derby can't help but wonder where's the substance?  Remember the old 1984 Wendy's Commercial "Where's the Beef?"  Well it seems that at times this race is about nothing but beef, i.e., beefcake and sometimes a little cheesecake.  Until Mitt Romney began putting his foot in his mouth by adopting Liberal views on global warming and unions, he was considered the ultimate Republican stud muffin.  Enter Rick Perry and we may have a real hair competition not seen since the hair poofs John Kerry and John Edwards were the Democrat Presidential ticket in 2004.   Republican Mitch Daniels was pinged upon because he's short, balding, and boring! 

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Does anyone care that they're

both intelligent women?



As mentioned earlier, there's plenty of cheesecake too!  You can now purchase a 2-pack of "Babes in the White House" bumper stickers featuring Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann.  A classic way of eliminating the competition when you can't beat them with ideas is to trivialize them.  The methods used by the Democrats to eliminate capable Conservative women are at times reprehensible.  One method is to play the "pretty face but no substance" angle.  So far this hasn't really worked because both women are articulate and could hold their own against the teleprompter assisted Obama.  In the case of Palin, she has been subjected to legal harassment, libel and slander, and a vicious Lame Stream Media hate campaign that has not been seen since the Nazi pornographer, Julius Streicher put out the anti-Semitic Der Stürmer.  

Bachmann is beginning to feel the effects of the Liberal-Fascist media hate machine.  The Media is nitpicking her every word to make her appear to be, as Chris Wallace on Fox News put it, "a flake."   For a bunch that claims to be enlightened and non-sexist, the Democrats and the Coastal elites are the biggest knuckle dragging troglodytes ever to trudge the surface of the Earth.  What's ironic about these sexist attacks by the Left is that both women are examples of the feminist icon as postulated by such feminist multimedia as Ms Magazine in the 1970s.  Both Palin and Bachmann are independent, intelligent, have families, successful careers, and genuinely seem to love their husbands.  In other words, they have it all because they are closer to the average American woman than Michelle "Antoinette" Obama.  And unlike most Liberal women, they've earned their success based on their own hard work.  The average Democrat female "success story" is based upon connections and not character.  Hillary Clinton hitched her wagon to Bill Clinton.  Nancy Pelosi came from a prominent Baltimore, Maryland political family.  Scratch a female Kennedy public figure and well, you find a Kennedy.

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Alleged Conservative pundit, David Brooks endorsed the candidacy of Barack Hussein Obama because he liked the crease of his pants.  Chrissy Matthews felt a thrill up his leg whenever Obama spoke.  Is there some sort of political bromance going on here or is this just hyper-educated coastal elite talk?    It also sounds very metro sexual because it is superficial and not substantive.  It seems as if it's more important what clothes are in a candidate's closet than the skeletons in his closet.  Something sure looks like it's in the closet and it ain't designer suits, shoes, or skeletons.

The Children's Hour

But for Scott McClellan, Robert Gibbs might easily be the worst Presidential Press Secretary in the history of that office.  He most assuredly is the biggest buffoon to have ever held the position.

So let's play "The Six Degrees of Peter Griffin."  The creator of Family Guy is Seth MacFarlane an Obama supporter.  Robert Gibbs, Obama's Press Secretary bears an uncanny resemblance to Peter Griffin of the Family Guy on Fox.  That was almost too easy. But wait there's more.  The Wikipedia article on the Family Guy decribes Peter Griffin as...

average...not particularly competent...obese and...his IQ falls near the borderline of mental retardation...(as made explicit in the episode "Petarded"). [Are you listening Rahm Emanuel?]

Of course I took artistic license in editing the text of Wikipedia article's description of the Peter Griffin character. But the revised description as applied to Gibbs is fairly accurate when you watch this imbecile in action. 

On Tuesday, Gibbs mocked Sarah Palin for having written notes on the palm of her hand by showing his meaty paw with a scrawled grocery list and the words "hope," "change."  This is the spokeshole for a man that can't speak to elementary school kids without using a TelePromTer®.  This is also the kind of puerile behavior that I would expect from a junior high school kid.  It only shows me that Obumbler's handlers and the motley crew that call themselves the Democrook Party are deathly afraid of Palin.

But immaturity is not the only shortcoming that Gibbs has.  He is also condescending, which for the life of me I can't understand.  Somehow this doughy little twit  has gotten the idea that he's the cleverest, wittiest man in the press room.  Nothing in the universe could further from the truth.  Note this little confrontation with reporter April Ryan.  Listen closely to the unjustified arrogance of this total meat bag. What it also shows is that many white Liberal males are closet racists and sexists.

But when the rubber hits the road, Gibbs can't even come up with a plausible answer to a predictable question.  Watch as this dumbo can't name any country where a single payer healthcare system works.

"I don't know" is always a stupid answer to give, especially when you know ahead of time that one of the questions by those opposing a single payer healthcare system is to ask where in the world it has worked.  But "I don't know" seems to be the tagline for this bumbling imbecile.  Watch the imbecile give a non-answer to a question about a White House publicity stunt gone bad involving Air Force One.

Given the understandable shock of New Yorkers to the scare caused by Air Force One and two fighter jets apparently strafing the Statue of Liberty, the lack of any reaction by Gibbs is stultifying.   A good White House Press Secretary would anticipated the question about an event that caused such a stir.  Gibbs claimed that he was "doing other things."  (He was probably playing a computer game.)  Now when the White House does prepare answers it's to their own canned questions.

Even that old Bolshevik bag lady propagandist Helen Thomas gives the  weasely Press Secretary grief.  But this total waste of genetic matter stumbles, fumbles, and bumbles his way while tilting at windmills.
 

Unlike Don Quijote, this twit has no ideals or ideas for that matter.  His career has been that of a political lackey, i.e., if he had to get a real career he couldn't because he has no apparent marketable job skills except as a paperweight or better yet as deadweight.  There's a billboard off a Minnesota road which features a photo of former President George W. Bush with the words "Miss me yet?" 

A better billboard would have had pictures of the late Tony Snow and Dana Perino, the last two Press Secretaries to George W. Bush with the words "Miss us yet?"   To that I would answer a resounding, "YES!"

©J. G. Waldman. All rights reserved.

Imposing Standards Upon Those Without Standards

From the pages of the Gomorrah Times (Los Angeles Times)** comes the news that the two million dollar blackmail attempt by a CBS 48 Hours producer is having a positive effect on David Letterman's Late Show ratings.  According to the Times, "On Thursday, numbers for "Late Show with David Letterman" surged 22% based on preliminary estimates, according to the Nielsen Company. Letterman spent part of the program discussing a recent $2-million blackmail attempt and admitted that he had had affairs with female staffers on his show."  Wow, can you see all kinds of problems here?  First off any staffer that didn't get a promotion or a raise could legitimately allege that Letterman discriminated against them if the paramours of Letterman got preferential treatment in terms of pay, assignments, working conditions, or job promotions.  (Of course Letterman indirectly says to us to respect his privacy by saying he's not going to talk about it anymore.)

It is not unusual for Liberal Fascists to treat the workplace as their personal sexual fiefdom.  Bill Clinton probably felt (pun intended) that Monica Lewinsky was a job perquisite.  He also allegedly used Secret Service agents and Arkansas troopers to procure phone numbers and names of women that he was interested in.  Or how about former Maryland Governor Jim McGrevey that appointed his gay lover, a man named Golan Cipel with no actual qualifications, as a homeland security advisor.  McGreevy, on August 12, 2004, announced that he would resign in November 2004. McGreevey was faced with threats from Cipel's lawyer Allen Lowy that Cipel would file a sexual harassment lawsuit against him.

The irony is that while claiming to be ardent supporters of feminism, Liberal Fascists are among the biggest exploiters of women and, in some cases men. Yet, rarely do these Liberal Fascists ever pay for their peccadillos.  The 1983 Congressional Page scandal involved two congressmen. One was Representative Dan Crane (R-IL) and Gerry Studds (D-MA).  The Washington D.C. law for the age of consent is 16. Crane slept with a 17 year female page and Studds took a male page on a two week trip to Portugal.  Crane lost his bid for re-election but Studds continued to be re-elected until his retirement in 1997. He was honored by his Democrat colleagues at his funeral.  Compare this with the treatment of Mark Foley (R-FL) who was forced to resign for sending mash notes to a former Congressional page who was over 18 at the time!  In that case, the Republican leadership forced Foley to resign after other instances of explicit text messages surfaced. It was clear that the Republicans were not supporting Foley under any circumstances in any bid for re-election.

Ted Kennedy, (RIP), the man responsible for the probably alcohol-related vehicular homicide of Mary Jo Kopechne in 1969, suffered no real consequences as a result of his conduct. His punishment?  A two month suspended sentence for leaving the scene of an accident. Kennedy, a notorious womanizer and legendary drinker, denied being drunk or of there being any sexual impropriety on the evening of the accident.  Some might argue that Kennedy scotched (pun intended) his chances to be President of the United States. That's a dubious assumption because in 233 years only 44 persons have attained that office after arduous and sometimes bitter election campaigns.  Moreover, Ted Kennedy never had the charisma and drive of his older brothers.

So where does all this leave us?  Despite his personal problems and lack of common decency and decorum, Letterman will probably keep his night time gig because he is one of many media stooges for the Liberal Fascist DNC.  He is free to slander Sarah Palin's underage daughter with sexual innuendo and get away with it because it serves the interests of the DNC to attack a potentially formidable election opponent.  The Liberal Fascists have managed to insulate their legal and ethical misdeeds with the misconcept of public morality. All you have to do is to support the Liberal agenda and then you will be given a nearly unconditional golden pass for your sordid or hypocritcal personal life.  This includes living the private life of a capitalist while trashing it in a documentary. You are also free to lie to a grand jury and during a deposition and still be President.  The only no-no is racism, but not racism against whites which is, "oh-tay!"  Most any black sit-com or the rare Latino sitcom will contain snaps against whites at least once an episode.  Religious bigotry is okay too, if the target is Christian. Such bigotry is especially welcomed if it is directed at Catholics or the Mormons. (Mitt Romney is the reason for the Mormon persecution by leftist bigots like Tom Hanks.)  On the other hand, taboo targets are any special interest group that supports Liberal-Fascists at the polls whether they have the legal right to vote or not. 

The moral (pun intended) is that if you're a Liberal Fascist or a simpático to their agenda you have little or nothing to worry about if your hand is in the morality cookie jar.  That's good news for Roman Polansky.

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**Sodom is San Francisco.